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From: LaZerDude (C_BURKE) [#1]
 30 Mar 2007
To: ALL

It was fun being a baby boomer... until now. Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers. They include:

Herman's Hermits--- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker.

Ringo Starr--- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.

The Bee Gees--- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.


Bobby Darin--- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.

Roberta Flack--- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.

Johnny Nash--- I Can't See Clearly Now.

Paul Simon--- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver

The Commodores--- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.

Marvin Gaye--- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.

Procol Harem--- A Whiter Shade of Hair.

Leo Sayer--- You Make Me Feel Like Napping.

The Temptations--- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.

Abba--- Denture Queen.

Tony Orlando--- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.

Helen Reddy--- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.

Leslie Gore--- It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To.

And my favorite: Willie Nelson--- On the Commode Again

From: Dee (DEENA-ONLY) [#2]
 30 Mar 2007
To: LaZerDude (C_BURKE) [#1] 30 Mar 2007

Where in the world do you find these things!

Dee

From: PenMan [#3]
 30 Mar 2007
To: LaZerDude (C_BURKE) [#1] 30 Mar 2007

Chuck, I can identify with a lot of those. Also, you have way too much free time on your hands. Do raindrops keep falling on your bald head?

From: Dave Jones (DAVERJ) [#4]
 30 Mar 2007
To: LaZerDude (C_BURKE) [#1] 30 Mar 2007

Chuck, I don't know if clicking this link will work or not, but if not, then open Windows Media Player and go to File > Open URL and paste this URL into it.

http://cdbaby.com/mp3lofi/carlau3-02.m3u

It's an MP3 of "On The Commode Again".

From: LaZerDude (C_BURKE) [#5]
 30 Mar 2007
To: Dave Jones (DAVERJ) [#4] 31 Mar 2007

Dave,
Thanks. When I get home and have speakers I will try it.

In the meantime, I sent you an email regarding some photoshop questions with a file attached. Could you look in your spam folder?

Thanks

From: LaZerDude (C_BURKE) [#6]
 30 Mar 2007
To: Dee (DEENA-ONLY) [#2] 30 Mar 2007

quote:
Where in the world do you find these things!


They find me. A friend of mine sends out the Friday Funny. This was todays.

All I did was cut and paste :B

From: LaZerDude (C_BURKE) [#7]
 30 Mar 2007
To: PenMan [#3] 30 Mar 2007

quote:
Do raindrops keep falling on your bald head?


Once they get past my thinning hair. Yes :'-(

It was something a friend sent to me. I just cut and paste.

From: Dave Jones (DAVERJ) [#8]
 31 Mar 2007
To: LaZerDude (C_BURKE) [#5] 31 Mar 2007

I replied to your email yesterday. Did you get it? There was a rather large PDF attached.

From: LaZerDude (C_BURKE) [#9]
 31 Mar 2007
To: Dave Jones (DAVERJ) [#8] 31 Mar 2007

Dave,

I did not get it. Thanks

From: LaZerDude (C_BURKE) [#10]
 31 Mar 2007
To: Dave Jones (DAVERJ) [#4] 31 Mar 2007

quote:
http://cdbaby.com/mp3lofi/carlau3-02.m3u

It's an MP3 of "On The Commode Again".


Cute. Who knew.

From: Dave Jones (DAVERJ) [#11]
 31 Mar 2007
To: LaZerDude (C_BURKE) [#9] 31 Mar 2007

Odd. I just resent it. If you don't get this one within a couple of hours, let me know and I'll upload the PDF to a server so you can get it from there.

From: LaZerDude (C_BURKE) [#12]
 31 Mar 2007
To: Dave Jones (DAVERJ) [#11] 31 Mar 2007

Dave,

did you send it to burkecZEROZEROFIVE AT hawaii DOT rr DOT com ?

From: Dave Jones (DAVERJ) [#13]
 31 Mar 2007
To: LaZerDude (C_BURKE) [#12] 31 Mar 2007

Yup. I just hit reply on the email you sent me. I just checked and yes, that's the address. My mail server is sometimes slow, so can sometimes take a couple of hours. But it should get there. You're inbox isn't full is it? Or refusing emails with 4.5MB attachments?

From: LaZerDude (C_BURKE) [#14]
 31 Mar 2007
To: Dave Jones (DAVERJ) [#13] 1 Apr 2007

Dave,

I got it and replied. Thank you.

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