Full Version: No Sex Since 1955
From: gt350ed [#1]
13 Nov 2005
To: ALL
This past Thursday was the U.S. Marine Corps 230th birthday. The Corps, as some of you are no doubt aware, was established prior to the birth of our nation.
In celebration, as a former Marine I would like to offer the following into evidence before this tribunal...
No Sex Since 1955
A crusty old Sergeant Major found himself at a gala
event, hosted by a local liberal arts college. There
was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies
in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant
Major for conversation.
She said, "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to
be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"
"Negative, ma'am," the Sergeant Major said, "Just
serious by nature."
The young lady looked at his awards and decorations
and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of
action."
The Sergeant Major's short reply was, "Yes, ma'am, a
lot of action."
The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a
conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up
a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."
The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious
manner.
Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you
don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last
time you had sex?"
The Sergeant Major looked at her and replied, "1955."
She said, "Well, there you are. You really need to
chill out and quit taking everything so seriously! I
mean, no sex since 1955! Isn't that a little
extreme?"
The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in
his matter-of-fact voice,"You think so? It's only
2130 now."
Semper Fi, everyone! ;-) B-)
EDITED: 13 Nov 2005 by DGL
From: Cody (BOBTNAILER) [#2]
13 Nov 2005
To: gt350ed [#1] 13 Nov 2005
OMG!!!
I nearly fell out of my chair laughing at that one!!!!!
From: gt350ed [#3]
13 Nov 2005
To: Cody (BOBTNAILER) [#2] 13 Nov 2005
From: Cody (BOBTNAILER) [#4]
13 Nov 2005
To: gt350ed [#3] 13 Nov 2005
Yup. I'm thinking about waking my wife up to tell her that one.
However, given the subject matter, it may be the YEAR 2045 before ... well, you know.