Full Version: Counting Sheep

From: logojohn [#1]
 29 Dec 2005
To: ALL

Sometimes I'm so busy I think I even dream about work.
. . .
or at least while counting sheep trying to get to sleep.


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EDITED: 10 Jul 2006 by LOGOJOHN

From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#2]
 29 Dec 2005
To: logojohn [#1] 29 Dec 2005

John,

I think you're trying to pull the wool over our eyes.

That's baaaad! :-) 

From: UncleSteve [#3]
 29 Dec 2005
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#2] 29 Dec 2005

More like he is trying to fleece you!

:S 

From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#4]
 29 Dec 2005
To: UncleSteve [#3] 30 Dec 2005

We haven't heard from John since his original post.

Must have gone on the lamb. >.< 

From: UncleSteve [#5]
 30 Dec 2005
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#4] 30 Dec 2005

"Baa, baa black sheep. Have you any John?"

:P 

From: basehorawards [#6]
 30 Dec 2005
To: ALL

I am not sure what anyone else will think of this thread but for me it is "shear" joy to find fellow punsters with no fear of groans.

From: JHayes55 [#7]
 30 Dec 2005
To: ALL

Well, I don't know about ewe all but this just makes makes me want to ram my head through a wall. Wether ewe do is up to you. :S 











PS: It remains to be seen how many of ewe know what a wether is B-) 

From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#8]
 30 Dec 2005
To: basehorawards [#6] 30 Dec 2005

James,

Sometimes, we like to "kid" around. :-) 

From: basehorawards [#9]
 30 Dec 2005
To: JHayes55 [#7] 30 Dec 2005

I wouldn't want to steer anyone wrong but I wonder whether it is fair to say a wether is essentally a ewe with the wrong sort of equipment? Or would it be better to say it is a ram that is no longer in the battering business?

From: LaZerDude (C_BURKE) [#10]
 30 Dec 2005
To: JHayes55 [#7] 30 Dec 2005

quote:
PS: It remains to be seen how many of ewe know what a wether is B



Well the wether here is wonderful. Blue skies, temps in the mid to upper 80's Windward and Mauka ( mountain ) showers, and light trade winds 15- 20 mph.....

No surf advisories in effect at this time....

And there you have the wether.


:O 

From: Harvey only (HARVEY-ONLY) [#11]
 30 Dec 2005
To: LaZerDude (C_BURKE) [#10] 30 Dec 2005

With the wether outside here in the northeast, we may have to pull the wool over our eyes.

Made some onion dip for the chips because the sheep dip did not go over well.

With Christmas over I hope we get no more Baaa Humbug.

I would talk about a relative, but do not want to bring up the black sheep of the family.

From: LaZerDude (C_BURKE) [#12]
 30 Dec 2005
To: Harvey only (HARVEY-ONLY) [#11] 30 Dec 2005

Unfortunately all the good bad puns have been used so I dont know what to say...........

From: logojohn [#13]
 30 Dec 2005
To: Harvey only (HARVEY-ONLY) [#11] 30 Dec 2005

If your fingers get cold you could just put your muttons on.

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From: UncleSteve [#14]
 30 Dec 2005
To: JHayes55 [#7] 30 Dec 2005

"I had to have my goat fixed.... Heck, I didn't even know he was broken!"

It is a male goat less the rocky mountain oysters........ >.< 

From: Upacreek [#15]
 5 Jan 2006
To: ALL

While screwing around and looking at the Yahoo Widgets (http://widgets.yahoo.com) I saw a "counting sheep" widget. It will count them for you!

Not sure if this link will work, but here goes
http://widgets.yahoo.com/gallery/?search=sheep

Michel

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