Full Version: Truth stranger than fiction

From: UCONN Dave & Lynn too (DANDL48) [#1]
 15 Jun 2006
To: ALL

A guy on a Honda Gull Wing leaves Atlanta with his final destination Whitefish in NW Montana. He travels 2900 miles without a problem and than 88 miles from his destination he gets T-Boned by an adult male black bear while going 55 MPH (the biker, not the bear). The collision kills the bear and the guy on the bike is unhurt, in fact he didn't even dump the bike!!

From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#2]
 15 Jun 2006
To: UCONN Dave & Lynn too (DANDL48) [#1] 15 Jun 2006

Dave,

Wow!

I hope the guy has a "claws" in his insurance policy, to cover that type accident. :-) 

From: Dee (DEENA-ONLY) [#3]
 15 Jun 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#2] 16 Jun 2006

David,
That was fabulous :D 

Dee

From: Engravin' Dave (DATAKES) [#4]
 15 Jun 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#2] 16 Jun 2006

I think he's probably going to just grin and bear it.

From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#5]
 16 Jun 2006
To: Engravin' Dave (DATAKES) [#4] 16 Jun 2006

It's kind of sad to know there's a bear out there, without its "Honey."

From: Engravin' Dave (DATAKES) [#6]
 16 Jun 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#5] 16 Jun 2006

Without its honey and still having a "smashing" time.

From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#7]
 16 Jun 2006
To: Engravin' Dave (DATAKES) [#6] 16 Jun 2006

Well, maybe, but I'm sure the bear would prefer to be at a "Cubs" game. :-) 

From: Engravin' Dave (DATAKES) [#8]
 16 Jun 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#7] 16 Jun 2006

I don't know what's worse, getting T-boned by a bear, or being "steaked" to a tree.

EDITED: 16 Jun 2006 by DATAKES

From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#9]
 16 Jun 2006
To: Engravin' Dave (DATAKES) [#8] 16 Jun 2006

You'd have to "grill" the motorcyclist, for an answer to that question.

From: BratDawg [#10]
 16 Jun 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#9] 16 Jun 2006

Wonder if anyone had a camera....sounds like a real Kodiak moment!

:-) 

From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#11]
 16 Jun 2006
To: BratDawg [#10] 16 Jun 2006

Steve,

I'd "shutter" to think of it.

That would be a "Grizzly" find.

:P 

From: BratDawg [#12]
 16 Jun 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#11] 16 Jun 2006

I guess it "lens" itself to being rather gory come to think of it....

Uncle Loren is into that sort of thing, but then again he is bi"polar"....

>.< 

From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#13]
 16 Jun 2006
To: BratDawg [#12] 16 Jun 2006

Steve,

I'll have to pop the "cap" off a Coca-"Koala" and mull that one over.

:-$ 

From: BratDawg [#14]
 16 Jun 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#13] 16 Jun 2006

David,

Uncle Loren said you should limit your "exposure" to that stuff....

He served it at a party once and it was pure "panda"monium...

:O 

Steve

From: Dave Jones (DAVERJ) [#15]
 16 Jun 2006
To: BratDawg [#14] 16 Jun 2006

Ahh... The Paws that Refreshes.

I'm thinking you guys are going a bit too fur on this one.

From: Peter [#16]
 16 Jun 2006
To: ALL

Guys..Guys....

Cut it with all those lame jokes...

There un bear able

B-) 

regards
Peter

From: BratDawg [#17]
 16 Jun 2006
To: Peter [#16] 16 Jun 2006

OK "den"....I'll give up...

But, as a quick aside....I was telling the story to Uncle Loren about a collision invoving a bike and a bear. Before I could get all of the facts out, he looked at me matter of factly and asked, 'Oh my, was the bear driving'?

Of course my response was 'Does a bear "shift" in the woods'? >.< 

Steve

From: Harvey only (HARVEY-ONLY) [#18]
 16 Jun 2006
To: BratDawg [#17] 19 Jun 2006

No, only on the freeway.

From: Peter [#19]
 16 Jun 2006
To: ALL

I Cant bear this anymore...

you guys are bearly worth even reading..
B-) 

From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#20]
 16 Jun 2006
To: BratDawg [#17] 19 Jun 2006

Steve,

You asked:

'Does a bear "shift" in the woods'?

Answer:

Only at "The House on Pooh Corner."

You may have seen the "film."

EDITED: 16 Jun 2006 by DGL

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