Full Version: Pun Zone 1
From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#9]
17 Oct 2006
To: BratDawg [#6] 17 Oct 2006
Just to make sure puns remain in this thread, we'll provide a "shuttle."
From: Dave Jones (DAVERJ) [#10]
17 Oct 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#9] 17 Oct 2006
A punny thread like this seems to "draw" a lot of "colorful" "mugs" into it. They get "wrapped" up in it.
BTW, I'm not trying to needle anybody in this thread.
From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#11]
17 Oct 2006
To: Dave Jones (DAVERJ) [#10] 17 Oct 2006
Nobody accused you of needling and we hope you won't "swing-away" or "clam" up.
From: Dave Jones (DAVERJ) [#12]
17 Oct 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#11] 17 Oct 2006
From: Becky (KIAIJANE) [#13]
17 Oct 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#8] 17 Oct 2006
Dave-
Ok I was going to use the "clamming" up joke but someone beat me to it.
Suffice it to say, it is my sense of humor that is the "power" that "drives" me. On the other hand, no one would dare match my "PMS" on my worst days. LOL
You can see now why I typically refrain from throwing my hat into the pun mix.
Becky
From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#14]
17 Oct 2006
To: Becky (KIAIJANE) [#13] 17 Oct 2006
Maybe we can "clamp" down on people who use too many of the good words up, in one post. :-)
From: Harvey only (HARVEY-ONLY) [#15]
17 Oct 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#14] 17 Oct 2006
"Clamping' down may be a new theme to go for.
Maybe even a 'theme park'.
I for one will go for the 'ride', and maybe roll on a coast for a while.
From: Becky (KIAIJANE) [#16]
17 Oct 2006
To: Harvey only (HARVEY-ONLY) [#15] 17 Oct 2006
This may have some "ups and downs" but I will give it a "spin" I have a few "lined" up in the "queue" After all, it builds up "character" and can lead to a "bumper" crop of creativity.
I feel like I am on a "super duper loop" (only PA folks will get that one) of puns.
I will now "EXIT" here........
From: Harvey only (HARVEY-ONLY) [#17]
17 Oct 2006
To: Becky (KIAIJANE) [#16] 17 Oct 2006
Please do not go to see 'The Great Egress'.
[P. T. Barnum]
From: Becky (KIAIJANE) [#18]
17 Oct 2006
To: Harvey only (HARVEY-ONLY) [#17] 17 Oct 2006
You lost me on that one Harvey...
completely...
LOL
From: UncleSteve [#19]
17 Oct 2006
To: Becky (KIAIJANE) [#18] 17 Oct 2006
Becky,
It seems that Barnum had a problem at his famous museum of oddities.
The museum had become so popular that the patrons wouldn't leave and the building quickly filled to capacity. This prevented more patrons from helping to fill P.T.'s bank account.
Barnum thought for a bit, then had signs with arrows made-up saying "This way to the Great Egress". Sure enough, people followed the signs to a large set of doors over which read "The Great Egress".
Full of anticipation they went through the doors only to find themselves back out on the street.
Courtesy of: "Don Surber: Proud member of the Mainstream Media!
But never a part of the Drive By Media"
EDITED: 17 Oct 2006 by UNCLESTEVE
From: Becky (KIAIJANE) [#20]
17 Oct 2006
To: UncleSteve [#19] 17 Oct 2006
Thanks Uncle Steve. Have you met my family? Seems Barnum and I have a lot in common..I live with my own little collection of oddities....LOL
I'll have to try that "egress" trick
From: BratDawg [#21]
17 Oct 2006
To: UncleSteve [#19] 18 Oct 2006
they called them "Tree Ring Circuits"....
...but I "egress"...... :-)
Uncle Loren can't bring himself to go to theme parks anymore. The last ride he was on threw him out of the seat, and into the path of the oncoming car....which was rolling super fast on huge circular disks made of iron....
He survived, but ever since has had a fear of "ferrous wheels".... >.<
Steve
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