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From: Harvey only (HARVEY-ONLY) [#113]
3 Nov 2006
To: BratDawg [#112] 3 Nov 2006
From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#114]
3 Nov 2006
To: Harvey only (HARVEY-ONLY) [#113] 3 Nov 2006
Some of the posts, hung so far off the back of the truck that he attached a "yellow flag" to them.
From: BratDawg [#115]
3 Nov 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#114] 3 Nov 2006
The biggest problem was the truck itself. It was so overloaded that the engine would stop if it hit any raised areas in the road.....
I guess when it's loaded, it just can't hit a "bump and run"....
From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#116]
3 Nov 2006
To: BratDawg [#115] 3 Nov 2006
Sometimes, older trucks have a tendancy for the spark plugs to "foul."
From: Dave Jones (DAVERJ) [#117]
3 Nov 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#116] 3 Nov 2006
I'm sure he wanted to have the posts deep in the ground, but I don't know if he reached that "goal. Posts" like that aren't easy to install.
His wife wasn't too happy about him taking plates out there either. She found a yellow, white, and "orange bowl" full of nails in the garden. It was near the roses, so she yelled at him about the "rose bowl".
From: BratDawg [#118]
3 Nov 2006
To: Dave Jones (DAVERJ) [#117] 3 Nov 2006
He got the posts installed, but not without it taking it's toll on him...he's rather sore and has a "stiff arm"....
Now he can't untie his laces when he sits down so he has to just "kickoff" his shoes....
From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#119]
3 Nov 2006
To: Dave Jones (DAVERJ) [#117] 3 Nov 2006
Next time, I would suggest that he not "parade" around with the bowls.
I'm sure he's been forgiven, since last time I saw Loren, he was in a "huddle" with Enna.
From: Harvey only (HARVEY-ONLY) [#120]
3 Nov 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#119] 3 Nov 2006
From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#121]
3 Nov 2006
To: Harvey only (HARVEY-ONLY) [#120] 3 Nov 2006
Is it true that you're a "lineman" for the county and you drive the main road?
From: Dave Jones (DAVERJ) [#122]
3 Nov 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#121] 3 Nov 2006
From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#123]
3 Nov 2006
To: Dave Jones (DAVERJ) [#122] 4 Nov 2006
I can't remember. I'll have to look at the "instant replay."
From: BratDawg [#124]
5 Nov 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#123] 6 Nov 2006
I see it was quiet over the weekend....not for Uncle Lroen though. The Condo Association once again had him arrested when he tried trimming the hedges in his front yard......they have some tough by-laws and he was penalized for "clipping".....
From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#125]
6 Nov 2006
To: BratDawg [#124] 6 Nov 2006
I feel bad for Loren, but you can't blame the home owners' association for "holding" to their by-laws.
From: BratDawg [#126]
6 Nov 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#125] 6 Nov 2006
Yes, they even made him remove his new staircase...a shame too, it was a "perfect spiral".....
He'll get them back when they have the Grand Opening "reception" to be held at the clubhouse....he's going to "spike" the punch!
From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#127]
6 Nov 2006
To: BratDawg [#126] 6 Nov 2006
I saw the architect's original plans for that staircase. Very nice!
Unfortunately, someone spilled water on the original draft, causing it to wrinkle.
A little help from a "Grid Iron" brought it back to its original condition.
From: BratDawg [#128]
6 Nov 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#127] 6 Nov 2006
Yes, there were quite a few corrections on that original draft. They just covered up the old stuff with a jar of "wideout"....
All of the problems had Uncle Loren pulling his hair out...but the good news is he no longer has to worry about his "split ends".....
From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#129]
6 Nov 2006
To: BratDawg [#128] 6 Nov 2006
I know how Loren feels about his hair. As for myself, the "Browns" are rapidly being replaced by gray.
From: BratDawg [#130]
6 Nov 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#129] 6 Nov 2006
Aunt Enna has the same problem, but with a wig, she can "packers" away!
From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#131]
6 Nov 2006
To: BratDawg [#130] 8 Nov 2006
With all that long hair, I'm surprised she "Rams" it all under a wig.
From: Dave Jones (DAVERJ) [#132]
6 Nov 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#131] 6 Nov 2006
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