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From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#41]
 26 Oct 2006
To: Shaddy [#40] 27 Oct 2006

Yeah,

Some of us don't need much of a "trigger" word.

I'm happy to see the gun topic off at a good "clip." :-) 

From: Harvey only (HARVEY-ONLY) [#42]
 26 Oct 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#41] 26 Oct 2006

After my daughter did 'cannonballs' in the pool all day she developed a cold. Developed a real sore throat. Had to keep going in her room to find out 'Howitzer' throat. Then I helped her with her homework and made sure that she put the 'bullets' in the right places. It was a 'blast'.

From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#43]
 26 Oct 2006
To: Harvey only (HARVEY-ONLY) [#42] 27 Oct 2006

Harvey,

Keep an eye on that cold. There's a chance that too much sneezing can lead to a case of "snub nose."

There's a remedy for that at the pharmacy. In fact, check your local paper for a "Saturday Night Special."

From: BratDawg [#44]
 26 Oct 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#43] 26 Oct 2006

Well Uncle Loren had a rough night...started out by molding a pile of sodium chloride into a long round barrel. Said he always wanted "a salt rifle".....

But things turned worse though when he was cooking dinner. He fell into the barbeque grill and wound up with a severe case of "firearms"....


Steve

From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#45]
 26 Oct 2006
To: BratDawg [#44] 27 Oct 2006

Steve,

Sorry to hear that, but the good news is, the makers of WD-40 came up with a salve for severe burns.

"AK-47"

From: Mick [#46]
 27 Oct 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#45] 27 Oct 2006

I bet "Tommy" developed the new salve.

From: Mick [#47]
 27 Oct 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#45] 27 Oct 2006

The new salve is corrosive though, they have to package it in a "double barrel" so it doesn't leak out.

From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#48]
 27 Oct 2006
To: Mick [#46] 27 Oct 2006

Mick,

That's an "automatic" assumption.

From: Mick [#49]
 27 Oct 2006
To: BratDawg [#44] 27 Oct 2006

Uncle Loren felt a little qweezy the first time he shot his salt rifle, he was one "sick shooter". Aunt Enna said he was really a "dum-dum".

Is a meaningless statement actually a "hollow point" ?

From: Mick [#50]
 27 Oct 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#48] 27 Oct 2006

I saw Uncle Loren again this morning, he had this "blank" expression on his face. He had just asked the lady at Burger King where they put the bun on their hamburgers, she said both "over and under" the meat.

From: Mick [#51]
 27 Oct 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#48] 27 Oct 2006

Uncle loren made a minature mouse "trap" to catch some mo"skeet"ers.

When Aunt Enna was in college she won a beauty contest sponsored by the local fire department, they named her "Miss Fire".

From: BratDawg [#52]
 27 Oct 2006
To: Mick [#51] 27 Oct 2006

quote:
Is a meaningless statement actually a "hollow point" ?



No, but speaking one can make you a "small bore"..... :-) 


Uncle Loren is doing better with his arms though, and has been busy out in the yard winding up the garden hose. Unfortunately he had to do it over and over again to get it right and now he suffers from "recoil".....

Steve

From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#53]
 27 Oct 2006
To: Mick [#51] 27 Oct 2006

Mick,

Later tonight, I plan to crack open a "Colt 45" and watch "Beretta" reruns.

From: BratDawg [#54]
 27 Oct 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#53] 27 Oct 2006

David,

I see you "aim" to entertain yourself in the "safety" of your living room watching the tube. Guess it beats reading a "magazine"....

Unfortunately Aunt Enna can't see the TV any more after Uncle Loren truned her chair around.....now he's too lazy to "revolver".....

Good news though is that he is planning to make his special legume dish for dinner. He cooks them on the automotive manifold....calls them "car beans".... :O 

Steve

From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#55]
 27 Oct 2006
To: BratDawg [#54] 28 Oct 2006

Steve,

You're making me hungry.

Those beans sound like they'd go good with a Granny "Smith & Wesson" vegetable oil.

From: Harvey only (HARVEY-ONLY) [#56]
 27 Oct 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#55] 27 Oct 2006

I'd contribute more, but right now my brain is 'shot'.

My puns at this time are just a 'flash' in the 'pan', or is that a pain in the ......

I think I will get on my 'Colt' and ride off into the sunset. As 'Rick O'Shay' used to say, if I 'site' anything interesting I'll let you know. First I'll pack my luggage, may have to take the whole kit and 'kaboom-el', and my 'Teflon coat'. (Think that last pun was 'bird shot'.)

From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#57]
 27 Oct 2006
To: Harvey only (HARVEY-ONLY) [#56] 27 Oct 2006

Harvey,

Evidently, we're getting down to the "pellets."

From: BratDawg [#58]
 28 Oct 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#57] 28 Oct 2006

David,

Is it true that you're sponsoring a showing out there for paintings by Senator Clinton? I heard you're calling it "Art Hillary".....

Oh well, I'm heading off with Uncle Loren to grab some breakfast at an old ore mine that he found. They serve smoked salmon while you prospect...it's called the "Lode and Lox".....

:-) 

Steve

From: UncleSteve [#59]
 28 Oct 2006
To: BratDawg [#58] 28 Oct 2006

"They serve smoked salmon while you prospect...it's called the "Lode and Lox"..... Now THAT'S funny! (and it's about time!) :-)  :D  B-) 

EDITED: 28 Oct 2006 by UNCLESTEVE

From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#60]
 28 Oct 2006
To: BratDawg [#58] 28 Oct 2006

Steve,

The gala event is actually a semi-formal dance, with ad specialty hats being handed out.

It's a "cap and ball."

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