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From: BratDawg [#82]
 30 Oct 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#80] 30 Oct 2006

David,

Rght person...wrong "receiver".... :-) 


I was out of town for a "conference" for a week and a half. I would have stayed for 2 full weeks but I would have needed 14 changes of clothes and I only had room to "Pac-10"....

From: Dave Jones (DAVERJ) [#83]
 30 Oct 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#80] 30 Oct 2006

Well, you were the "cheerleader" for starting this pun zone. I spend half of my time reading them, and the other "half time" trying to keep up with you guys. It seems like as soon as I try to post, and look again, it's already the "10th and down" further in the thread.

From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#84]
 30 Oct 2006
To: BratDawg [#82] 30 Oct 2006

Steve,

I noticed that I posted to you, instead of Joe.

I was "rushing" to get a few puns in, before the good ones were "down" in print.

From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#85]
 30 Oct 2006
To: Dave Jones (DAVERJ) [#83] 30 Oct 2006

Dave,

I'm happy to see you coming in from the "sideline" to "tackle" this topic.

From: Dave Jones (DAVERJ) [#86]
 30 Oct 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#85] 30 Oct 2006

Well I "fumbled" around for a while, but didn't want to "drop the ball". After all, it is Monday night. ;-) 

From: JHayes55 [#87]
 30 Oct 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#84] 30 Oct 2006

Looks as though I was "sacked" when you posted to me instead of Steve.
But I notice that Dave Jones is getting "extra yardage" out of all this.


From: JHayes55 [#88]
 30 Oct 2006
To: BratDawg [#81] 30 Oct 2006

Steve - No "pass"

I guess I will just "pun...............t"


From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#89]
 30 Oct 2006
To: Dave Jones (DAVERJ) [#86] 31 Oct 2006

Dave,

I'll have to catch up with you guys, after I "Hail Mary" a cab.

From: BratDawg [#90]
 30 Oct 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#89] 31 Oct 2006

David et al,

Sorry I couldn't get back yesterday, I had problems wirth my new ISP. They ran a 25 cent special on a faster line but it didn't work. I complained and asked for my quarter back...but they told me to take a "hike"!

From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#91]
 31 Oct 2006
To: BratDawg [#90] 31 Oct 2006

Steve,

I heard the owner of the internet company is a lady. If I were you, I would have "center" a letter of complaint.

That should bring an "end" to your situation.

From: BratDawg [#92]
 31 Oct 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#91] 31 Oct 2006

quote:
I would have "center" a letter


Actually I did...thought it would be dificult, but as it turns out, it was a "snap"....

I guess if it doesn't bring results, next time I'll have to try a "shotgun"!

From: Harvey only (HARVEY-ONLY) [#93]
 31 Oct 2006
To: BratDawg [#92] 31 Oct 2006

How are you going to send her a letter? They do not deliver to 'hut's.

From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#94]
 31 Oct 2006
To: BratDawg [#92] 31 Oct 2006

Steve,

I'm happy to hear they didn't "sweep" the issue under the rug.

From: BratDawg [#95]
 31 Oct 2006
To: Harvey only (HARVEY-ONLY) [#93] 1 Nov 2006

You're right Harvey, it will have to get delivered to the security gate...and signed for by the "guard" :-) 

From: BratDawg [#96]
 31 Oct 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#94] 1 Nov 2006

David,

Actually they've decided to settle...they're going to send a "nickel back"!

I was so touched over their customer service that I got a little misty "eye formation".....

From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#97]
 1 Nov 2006
To: BratDawg [#96] 1 Nov 2006

Steve,

Don't feel bad. It's not the first time I've heard of a company showing a cold "Shoulder Pad" their bills.

EDITED: 1 Nov 2006 by DGL


From: BratDawg [#98]
 1 Nov 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#97] 1 Nov 2006

David,

Not a problem, at least I'm not "down and out".....


Besides, Uncle Loren is going to have one of his law enforcement buddies pay them a visit. He's been printing shirts for the officers....calls them "penal tees".... :-) 

From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#99]
 1 Nov 2006
To: BratDawg [#98] 1 Nov 2006

Steve,

Tell Loren to make sure the shirts are licensed.

Most teams send people out to monitor unlicensed merchandise. Last time out, I hear there was a "mascot."

From: BratDawg [#100]
 1 Nov 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#99] 1 Nov 2006

David,

Yes, Uncle Loren already had inspectors show up unannounced while he was eating his corned beef lunch....scared him so bad he left "hash marks" on his seat....





(uh oh,....got chilly in here...is there a "draft"?)



:-) 

From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#101]
 1 Nov 2006
To: BratDawg [#100] 1 Nov 2006

Steve,

I saw those hash marks from a "blimp shot."

From that far away they looked like "pigskin."

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