Full Version: Traffic Jam

From: LaZerDude (C_BURKE) [#1]
 2 Feb 2007
To: ALL

Since there is not a JOKE folder, I'll put this here



quote:
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on US 95 south, just outside of
Washington.

Nothing is moving north or south.

Suddenly a man knocks on his window.

The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened? What's the hold up?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse Jackson,
Al Sharpton and John Kerry. They are asking for a $100 million.

Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire.

We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."

The driver asks, "On average how much is everyone giving?"

"About a gallon"

From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#2]
 2 Feb 2007
To: LaZerDude (C_BURKE) [#1] 2 Feb 2007

Chuck,

We won't be "fueled" again. :-)

From: UncleSteve [#3]
 2 Feb 2007
To: LaZerDude (C_BURKE) [#1] 2 Feb 2007

Now THAT is a "premium" post! ;-)

From: Harvey only (HARVEY-ONLY) [#4]
 2 Feb 2007
To: LaZerDude (C_BURKE) [#1] 2 Feb 2007

Posts like that burn me up.

How many Hilarys do they get to the gallon?

From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#5]
 2 Feb 2007
To: Harvey only (HARVEY-ONLY) [#4] 2 Feb 2007

Look at that!

Harvey trying to prime the "pump."

From: UncleSteve [#6]
 2 Feb 2007
To: Harvey only (HARVEY-ONLY) [#4] 2 Feb 2007

Don't you mean "how many Hillary's can you FIT on a galleon?

From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#7]
 2 Feb 2007
To: UncleSteve [#6] 2 Feb 2007

Steve,

I think that's referring to "shipping" charges. :-)

From: UncleSteve [#8]
 2 Feb 2007
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#7] 2 Feb 2007

I have been known to bull ship every so often..... 8-O

From: RICK (THUMBSUP) [#9]
 3 Feb 2007
To: ALL

Are they using Bill Clinton's cigar as the fuse??

From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#10]
 3 Feb 2007
To: RICK (THUMBSUP) [#9] 3 Feb 2007

Rick,

I don't think that would be up to "snuff."

From: RICK (THUMBSUP) [#11]
 3 Feb 2007
To: ALL

David,perhaps not.Who knows where it might have been "dipped"?

From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#12]
 3 Feb 2007
To: RICK (THUMBSUP) [#11] 3 Feb 2007

Rick,

I'm getting lost in the traffic jam. We're usually able to grasp a single topic and run with the puns.

These puns are all over the "road."

Oh well, keep on "truckin." :-)

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