Full Version: Nothing's Safe Anymore

From: logojohn [#1]
 16 Apr 2007
To: ALL

Nothing is safe anymore.
Now they even stole some landscaping right out of the ground if front of the store this weekend!

EDITED: 16 Apr 2007 by DGL

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From: Carl (CSEWELL) [#2]
 16 Apr 2007
To: logojohn [#1] 16 Apr 2007

We had a rock (just a rock) that was spray-painted with "John 3:16", and not very nicely done (I can say that because I'm the one that painted it), stolen from in front of our business a while back. I sure hope they put it to good use!

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From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#3]
 16 Apr 2007
To: Carl (CSEWELL) [#2] 16 Apr 2007

Carl,

Just goes to show that some people steal religiously.

:S

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From: Harvey only (HARVEY-ONLY) [#5]
 16 Apr 2007
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#3] 16 Apr 2007

Way back in a past life Dee and I had a screened etching kiosk during Christmas. A few of them were stolen. Those were an etching of Christ captioned "God Bless This House".

Duh!

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From: basehorawards [#6]
 16 Apr 2007
To: Harvey only (HARVEY-ONLY) [#5] 16 Apr 2007

The number one most often shoplifted book in the world is The Holy Bible.

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From: BratDawg [#7]
 16 Apr 2007
To: logojohn [#1] 16 Apr 2007

Looks like "grounds" for prosecution if you can find them.... >.<

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From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#8]
 16 Apr 2007
To: BratDawg [#7] 16 Apr 2007

Uh oh!

Believe me folks. I didn't put Steve up to that one!

I don't want to be accused of using a "plant."

EDITED: 16 Apr 2007 by DGL

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From: BratDawg [#9]
 16 Apr 2007
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#8] 16 Apr 2007

Don't worry David....everyone knows you're quite capable of "shoveling" it yourself.....after all, you have quite the reputation of being a pun "hoe"..... :-)

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From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#10]
 16 Apr 2007
To: BratDawg [#9] 16 Apr 2007

Steve,

Not so fast!

Everyone knows you're at the "root" of this!

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From: UncleSteve [#11]
 16 Apr 2007
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#10] 16 Apr 2007

Seems like an overabundance of "fertilizer" is suddenly showing up in this thread..... :P

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From: BratDawg [#12]
 16 Apr 2007
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#10] 16 Apr 2007

Well, we certainly don't want that rumor to "take hold"...and I certainly didn't mean to make light of the situation.....

As Uncle Loren's great grandfather used to say back in Ireland...."'Tis a sod story indeed".....

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From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#13]
 16 Apr 2007
To: BratDawg [#12] 16 Apr 2007

Steve,

I apologize. I wasn't attempting to "soil" your reputation.

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From: BratDawg [#14]
 16 Apr 2007
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#13] 16 Apr 2007

David,

No problem...I'm used to having "turf" luck!....but I always manage to "land" on my feet!

I suppose it's due to my excellent "terraining".....

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From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#15]
 16 Apr 2007
To: BratDawg [#14] 16 Apr 2007

Steve,

I love it when you talk "dirty."

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From: BratDawg [#16]
 16 Apr 2007
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#15] 16 Apr 2007

David,

I guess it helps to have a sense of "humus'....

But I feel bad for trashing the thread, so I thought I would get serious and offer some help to LogoJohn concerning the situation. I understand that there is a masked man in his area that specializes in tracking down folks who do that sort of thing.

They call him the "Loam" Ranger........

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From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#17]
 16 Apr 2007
To: BratDawg [#16] 16 Apr 2007

Steve,

I've heard of that scoundrel. He also goes by the name of "Peat Moss."

He was last seen helping a dwarf, fortune teller escape from prison.

The authorities are looking for a "Small Medium at Large."

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From: BratDawg [#18]
 16 Apr 2007
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#17] 16 Apr 2007

Uncle Loren was telling me about that...said the fortune teller is a card reader that is also extremely fit with tight abs......he's known as "tarot Firma"...

ba domp bomp!

Uncle Loren was also telling me about his ancestry dating back into the 5th century. He had a relative that used to go around maniacally plowing the fields behind everyone's home...terrorizing folks as he went....


He soon became known as "A Tiller the Hun".....

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From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#19]
 16 Apr 2007
To: BratDawg [#18] 16 Apr 2007

Steve,

Loren's relative sounds very resourceful, with a story that could be the basis for a "nursery" rhyme.

In fact, if he were a modern-day worker, I'm sure he could have become a "branch" manager.

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From: UncleSteve [#20]
 16 Apr 2007
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#19] 16 Apr 2007

If our fearless leader doesn't move this thread from here to the "Pun Zone", he may end up doing a root inspection in the marble orchard! (devil)

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