Put your laser to good use and repair your folically challenged condition!
Boca Raton, FL--The U.S. Food and Drug Administration has granted marketing clearance to Lexington International for the company's HairMax LaserComb, a handheld diode-laser device designed to promote hair growth in males with androgenetic alopecia.
I have a couple of old "Violet Ray" wands from the early 20th century that made all sorts of claims, including hair growth, curing just about every ailment anybody ever had, and make you beautiful too. Maybe somebody should bring them back on the market.
Put them in the advertising folder and I bet you sell both of them quickly and not for their antique value. We'll see the results at the next Beach Party.