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 From:  Stunt Engraver (DGL)
 To:  Ozzy Fox (CLIVEGARAWAY) 
6605.1 
Clive,

I see you were trying to "hatch" a punfest, over the laser-engraved egg topic.

I may be able to "shell" out a few, but I doubt I have over a "dozen."

David "The Stunt Engraver" Lavaneri
DGL Engraving
Port Hueneme, CA

EDITED: 10 Apr 2007 by DGL

 

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 From:  Ozzy Fox (CLIVEGARAWAY)
 To:  Stunt Engraver (DGL) 
6605.2 In reply to 6605.1 
I knew you would have to take a "peck" at that, you're "timing" is good as always.

Ozzy Fox
Clive ~ Fox trophies (Down under)

"If you want it done yesterday then come back last week & order it"

 

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 From:  Stunt Engraver (DGL)
 To:  Ozzy Fox (CLIVEGARAWAY) 
6605.3 In reply to 6605.2 
Clive,

I had to start this thread, because people don't like it when I "poach" their's.

It never goes "over easy."

David "The Stunt Engraver" Lavaneri
DGL Engraving
Port Hueneme, CA

 

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 From:  Cody (BOBTNAILER)
 To:  Stunt Engraver (DGL) 
6605.4 In reply to 6605.3 
quote:
It never goes "over easy."


My sentiments "eggs-actly".
 

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 From:  JHayes55
 To:  Stunt Engraver (DGL) 
6605.5 In reply to 6605.3 
That because the whole thread ends up "scrabbled". So don't do it any more or we will "boil" you.
 

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 From:  Dave Jones (DAVERJ)
 To:  Stunt Engraver (DGL) 
6605.6 In reply to 6605.3 
I'd jump in here, but my brain is "fried". Plus other people here tell very funny "yolks". So "omlette" you tell all the puns.
 

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 From:  Stunt Engraver (DGL)
 To:  Dave Jones (DAVERJ) 
6605.7 In reply to 6605.6 
Dave,

Don't quit, until you see the "whites" of their eyes.

David "The Stunt Engraver" Lavaneri
DGL Engraving
Port Hueneme, CA

 

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 From:  Dave Jones (DAVERJ)
 To:  Stunt Engraver (DGL) 
6605.8 In reply to 6605.7 
I can take a "beating", but the egg timer just keeps on ticking.
 

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 From:  Stunt Engraver (DGL)
 To:  Dave Jones (DAVERJ) 
6605.9 In reply to 6605.8 
Dave,

I realize you're under duress, but I'm glad to know you haven't "cracked."

David "The Stunt Engraver" Lavaneri
DGL Engraving
Port Hueneme, CA

 

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 From:  Dave Jones (DAVERJ)
 To:  Stunt Engraver (DGL) 
6605.10 In reply to 6605.9 
I have to say, you have a "fertile" imagination.
 

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 From:  Stunt Engraver (DGL)
 To:  Dave Jones (DAVERJ) 
6605.11 In reply to 6605.10 
Oddly enough, some "chick" once told me those exact words.

David "The Stunt Engraver" Lavaneri
DGL Engraving
Port Hueneme, CA

 

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 From:  JHayes55
 To:  Stunt Engraver (DGL) 
6605.12 In reply to 6605.11 
Did you "cluck" to her or "crow" like a "banty" "rooster". Or were you silent and "hen" "pecked". It will be interesting to see if you have come out of your "shell".
Joe
 

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 From:  Dave Jones (DAVERJ)
 To:  Stunt Engraver (DGL) 
6605.13 In reply to 6605.11 

That's it! I'm crying "fowl"!

Though I guess in this thread the egg did come before the chicken.

 

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 From:  Stunt Engraver (DGL)
 To:  Dave Jones (DAVERJ) 
6605.14 In reply to 6605.13 
Dave,

The topic did take a slight turn.

From here, I guess we'll have to "wing" it.

David "The Stunt Engraver" Lavaneri
DGL Engraving
Port Hueneme, CA

 

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 From:  Stunt Engraver (DGL)
 To:  JHayes55 
6605.15 In reply to 6605.12 
Joe,

It's been awhile, but as I recall, she flipped me the "bird."

David "The Stunt Engraver" Lavaneri
DGL Engraving
Port Hueneme, CA

 

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 From:  Dave Jones (DAVERJ)
 To:  Stunt Engraver (DGL) 
6605.16 In reply to 6605.14 

Did you ask her: Jeepers, creepers, where'd you get them "peepers"?

I try to keep a "breast" of these things, but get a bit "cooped" up here at times, just "scratching" out a living.

 

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 From:  Stunt Engraver (DGL)
 To:  Dave Jones (DAVERJ) 
6605.17 In reply to 6605.16 
Dave,

Naw, I didn't want to push my luck and create a "bone" of contention with the girl.

Besides, I think she was feeling self-conscious, because she only had "AA"s.

David "The Stunt Engraver" Lavaneri
DGL Engraving
Port Hueneme, CA

 
 
     
 

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