Nothing's Safe Anymore - Engraving Etc. Forum

From:	BratDawg	16 Apr 2007
To:	Stunt Engraver (DGL)	16 of 29

6657.16 In reply to 6657.15
David, I guess it helps to have a sense of "humus'.... But I feel bad for trashing the thread, so I thought I would get serious and offer some help to LogoJohn concerning the situation. I understand that there is a masked man in his area that specializes in tracking down folks who do that sort of thing. They call him the "Loam" Ranger........ Steve Thompson Paramount Services, Inc. 1-800-455-7212 www.Dye-Sublimation-Products.com steve@paramountservices.com

From:	Stunt Engraver (DGL)	16 Apr 2007
To:	BratDawg	17 of 29

6657.17 In reply to 6657.16
Steve, I've heard of that scoundrel. He also goes by the name of "Peat Moss." He was last seen helping a dwarf, fortune teller escape from prison. The authorities are looking for a "Small Medium at Large." David "The Stunt Engraver" Lavaneri DGL Engraving Port Hueneme, CA

From:	BratDawg	16 Apr 2007
To:	Stunt Engraver (DGL)	18 of 29

6657.18 In reply to 6657.17
quote: a dwarf, fortune teller escape Uncle Loren was telling me about that...said the fortune teller is a card reader that is also extremely fit with tight abs......he's known as "tarot Firma"... ba domp bomp! Uncle Loren was also telling me about his ancestry dating back into the 5th century. He had a relative that used to go around maniacally plowing the fields behind everyone's home...terrorizing folks as he went.... He soon became known as "A Tiller the Hun"..... Steve Thompson Paramount Services, Inc. 1-800-455-7212 www.Dye-Sublimation-Products.com steve@paramountservices.com

From:	Stunt Engraver (DGL)	16 Apr 2007
To:	BratDawg	19 of 29

6657.19 In reply to 6657.18
Steve, Loren's relative sounds very resourceful, with a story that could be the basis for a "nursery" rhyme. In fact, if he were a modern-day worker, I'm sure he could have become a "branch" manager. David "The Stunt Engraver" Lavaneri DGL Engraving Port Hueneme, CA

From:	UncleSteve	16 Apr 2007
To:	Stunt Engraver (DGL)	20 of 29

6657.20 In reply to 6657.19
If our fearless leader doesn't move this thread from here to the "Pun Zone", he may end up doing a root inspection in the marble orchard! (devil) "Good friends can be a real annoyance."

From:	Stunt Engraver (DGL)	16 Apr 2007
To:	UncleSteve	21 of 29

6657.21 In reply to 6657.20
Steve, Didn't you read the discussion title? :-) It's in the Topic of Your Choice folder. It's just that Steve chose another topic; sort of. (devil) David "The Stunt Engraver" Lavaneri DGL Engraving Port Hueneme, CA

From:	UncleSteve	16 Apr 2007
To:	Stunt Engraver (DGL)	22 of 29

6657.22 In reply to 6657.21
quote: Didn't you read the discussion title? :-) Sure did... and MY topic is what to do with a forum owner that doesn't follow his own rules..... :-$ Wassamatta? My karma ran over your dogma? :P Just pokin' and jokin' :O) "Good friends can be a real annoyance."

From:	Stunt Engraver (DGL)	16 Apr 2007
To:	UncleSteve	23 of 29

6657.23 In reply to 6657.22
I just work here. :-) David "The Stunt Engraver" Lavaneri DGL Engraving Port Hueneme, CA

From:	RALLYGUY (RALLYGUY1)	16 Apr 2007
To:	UncleSteve	24 of 29

6657.24 In reply to 6657.20

Yes....

I'd like to talk to management..........

:O)

Thanks,

Brian Genrich

Rallye Productions Inc.
1-800-236-2036 x112
Custom cut, or sheet stock Sublimatable metal,
Screen printing, and other digital print services.

From:	BratDawg	16 Apr 2007
To:	UncleSteve	25 of 29

6657.25 In reply to 6657.22
OK, you're right Steve.....guilty as charged! I only meant to make a passing comment originally, and who would have ever expected Stuntman to respond to a pun? (devil) I'll gladly bow out and let David et al weed out the offenders.... Geesh, can't we all just get a lawn? B-) Steve

From:	Harvey only (HARVEY-ONLY)	17 Apr 2007
To:	BratDawg	26 of 29

6657.26 In reply to 6657.25
When the thread title is 'Nothing is safe anymore', not even the thread is safe. Philadelphia, PA (Really Bensalem) When you finally understand it completely... it changes.

From:	logojohn	17 Apr 2007
To:	ALL	27 of 29

6657.27 In reply to 6657.26
Its no hugh deal. Its too little for an insurance claim so the accountant is just making a reduction in the "plant assets" account.

From:	Cody (BOBTNAILER)	17 Apr 2007
To:	logojohn	28 of 29

6657.28 In reply to 6657.27
quote: the accountant is just making a reduction in the "plant assets" account. This gave me my biggest laugh of the day!!

From:	Barbara (RGILE)	20 Apr 2007
To:	Cody (BOBTNAILER)	29 of 29

6657.29 In reply to 6657.28
Ok guys, my tummy hurts from laughing. I can't believe you guys can think of all that stuff. I am sorry that your plants got stolen, and it is also a very sore subject for me. I have two granite pots in the front of my store and people seem to think they are for trash, cigarette butts, and sitting benches. It really ticks me off. Even when the flowers are beautiful in them, they use it for cigarette butts. One time it started the peat moss in them on fire. Anyway, I wish I could say that I hope the people feel guilty for taking them, but they won't, so for now, just plant some more and make them picky ones, at least then they will feel the pinch!!!! Barbara Barbara Sample RGile Engravers

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