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 From:  Stunt Engraver (DGL)
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5199.1 
I've added a Pun Zone folder.

Those of you who just can't bear to read another pun, have the option of using the ignore option for the entire folder, allowing you to enjoy the forum as if this folder weren't here.

Those of you incorrigle punsters and punstresses, now have a place to ply your "art form." :-) 

David "The Stunt Engraver" Lavaneri
DGL Engraving
Port Hueneme, CA

 

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 From:  JHayes55
 To:  Stunt Engraver (DGL) 
5199.2 In reply to 5199.1 
Maybe we can "mold " everyone into becoming a punster.
 

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 From:  Stunt Engraver (DGL)
 To:  JHayes55 
5199.3 In reply to 5199.2 

Joe,

I can tell, deep down inside, you're a "fungi."

David "The Stunt Engraver" Lavaneri
DGL Engraving
Port Hueneme, CA

EDITED: 25 Oct 2006 by DGL

 

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 From:  Stunt Engraver (DGL)
 To:  JHayes55 
5199.4 In reply to 5199.2 

Joe,

Oops! I guess I was replying to the wrong type of mold.

Never claimed to be "picture" perfect.

Then again, who knows? The topic may "mushroom."

David "The Stunt Engraver" Lavaneri
DGL Engraving
Port Hueneme, CA

EDITED: 25 Oct 2006 by DGL

 

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 From:  JHayes55
 To:  Stunt Engraver (DGL) 
5199.5 In reply to 5199.4 
What do we have to do - "paint" you a picture?
 

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 From:  Dave Jones (DAVERJ)
 To:  Stunt Engraver (DGL) 
5199.6 In reply to 5199.4 
And you didn't even have to "canvas" the membership about the new folder. "Brushing" all "critics" to the side, and "sculpting" a new home for the punsters "exhibits" your leadership. Good "show".
 

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 From:  Stunt Engraver (DGL)
 To:  JHayes55 
5199.7 In reply to 5199.5 
Joe,

No, that's just a "pigment" of your imagination.

David "The Stunt Engraver" Lavaneri
DGL Engraving
Port Hueneme, CA

 

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 From:  Stunt Engraver (DGL)
 To:  Dave Jones (DAVERJ) 
5199.8 In reply to 5199.6 
Dave,

It's not for everyone's "palette" but I "felt" it was necessary.

David "The Stunt Engraver" Lavaneri
DGL Engraving
Port Hueneme, CA

 

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 From:  BratDawg
 To:  Stunt Engraver (DGL) 
5199.9 In reply to 5199.8 
David,

What a "stroke" of good fortune...at least for some!

As Uncle Loren says...."Oil" be back!

Steve ;-) 
 

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 From:  Stunt Engraver (DGL)
 To:  BratDawg 
5199.10 In reply to 5199.9 
Steve,

My wife says, someday her "prints" will come.

Until then, I'll "hang" around.

David "The Stunt Engraver" Lavaneri
DGL Engraving
Port Hueneme, CA

 

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 From:  BratDawg
 To:  Stunt Engraver (DGL) 
5199.11 In reply to 5199.10 
quote:
Until then, I'll "hang" around.


Now that's a "poor trait" to have... :-) 

You know Uncle Loren once tried going to art school...he wanted to learn to paint in a modern style....

Unfortunately he was unable to go...he was too "Baroque"...

Steve
 

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 From:  Stunt Engraver (DGL)
 To:  BratDawg 
5199.12 In reply to 5199.11 
Steve,

I've always seen Loren as a "Renaissance" man and a person who takes "auction."

He should do "fine."

David "The Stunt Engraver" Lavaneri
DGL Engraving
Port Hueneme, CA

 

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 From:  BratDawg
 To:  Stunt Engraver (DGL) 
5199.13 In reply to 5199.12 
David,

I'm sure Uncle Loren will be fine, he's been sitting around reminiscing about the old days, though the details are "sketchy", when he used to make moonshine...

Aunt Enna says it paints a pretty poor picture of him but he says he still prefers the "still life"....

>.< 

Steve
 

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 From:  Stunt Engraver (DGL)
 To:  BratDawg 
5199.14 In reply to 5199.13 
Steve,

I've heard about that moonshine.

Pretty potent, although it's "water color."

David "The Stunt Engraver" Lavaneri
DGL Engraving
Port Hueneme, CA

 

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 From:  BratDawg
 To:  Stunt Engraver (DGL) 
5199.15 In reply to 5199.14 
It might look like water, but it does "pose" a health risk...especially to the dental areas....

Uncle Loren's grandpa says that's why he needs "motif" :-) 

Steve
 

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 From:  Stunt Engraver (DGL)
 To:  BratDawg 
5199.16 In reply to 5199.15 
Steve,

If nothing else, the moonshine should put Loren in a good "frame" of mind.

David "The Stunt Engraver" Lavaneri
DGL Engraving
Port Hueneme, CA

 

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 From:  JHayes55
 To:  Stunt Engraver (DGL) 
5199.17 In reply to 5199.16 
The art could be shown with " white lighting" to enhance the look.
 

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 From:  BratDawg
 To:  Stunt Engraver (DGL) 
5199.18 In reply to 5199.16 
David,

Uncle Loren's happy as he starts his new job at the Color factory today...

He had to leave real early so in order to get him up in time, Aunt Enna had to loudly bang the kitchen cookware over him....

He says there's nothing like waking up to "pan tones"...

Steve
 

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 From:  BratDawg
 To:  JHayes55 
5199.19 In reply to 5199.17 
Well, I guess Uncle Loren's new job is going well, he's already named his first color....

It's very light and pale and he decided to call it Mnop. When I asked him how he came up with that, he said it was easy...it was "past L".... >.< 

Steve
 

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 From:  UncleSteve
 To:  BratDawg 
5199.20 In reply to 5199.19 
OUCH! Now THAT deserves a "time out"!

Go to your corner and don't come out until you are ready to apologize!

:P 

"Don't believe everything you think!"

 
 
   
 

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