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From:	Harvey only (HARVEY-ONLY)	3 Nov 2006
To:	BratDawg	113 of 133

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But when he paid for those posts he thought he was overcharged so he did a 'quaterback sneak'. Philadelphia, PA (Really Bensalem) When you finally understand it completely... it changes.

From:	Stunt Engraver (DGL)	3 Nov 2006
To:	Harvey only (HARVEY-ONLY)	114 of 133

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Harvey, Some of the posts, hung so far off the back of the truck that he attached a "yellow flag" to them. David "The Stunt Engraver" Lavaneri DGL Engraving Port Hueneme, CA

From:	BratDawg	3 Nov 2006
To:	Stunt Engraver (DGL)	115 of 133

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David, The biggest problem was the truck itself. It was so overloaded that the engine would stop if it hit any raised areas in the road..... I guess when it's loaded, it just can't hit a "bump and run".... Steve Thompson Paramount Services, Inc.

From:	Stunt Engraver (DGL)	3 Nov 2006
To:	BratDawg	116 of 133

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Steve, Sometimes, older trucks have a tendancy for the spark plugs to "foul." David "The Stunt Engraver" Lavaneri DGL Engraving Port Hueneme, CA

From:	Dave Jones (DAVERJ)	3 Nov 2006
To:	Stunt Engraver (DGL)	117 of 133

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I'm sure he wanted to have the posts deep in the ground, but I don't know if he reached that "goal. Posts" like that aren't easy to install.

His wife wasn't too happy about him taking plates out there either. She found a yellow, white, and "orange bowl" full of nails in the garden. It was near the roses, so she yelled at him about the "rose bowl".

...Dave
Dave Jones Design

From:	BratDawg	3 Nov 2006
To:	Dave Jones (DAVERJ)	118 of 133

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Dave, He got the posts installed, but not without it taking it's toll on him...he's rather sore and has a "stiff arm".... Now he can't untie his laces when he sits down so he has to just "kickoff" his shoes.... Steve Thompson Paramount Services, Inc.

From:	Stunt Engraver (DGL)	3 Nov 2006
To:	Dave Jones (DAVERJ)	119 of 133

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Dave, Next time, I would suggest that he not "parade" around with the bowls. I'm sure he's been forgiven, since last time I saw Loren, he was in a "huddle" with Enna. David "The Stunt Engraver" Lavaneri DGL Engraving Port Hueneme, CA

From:	Harvey only (HARVEY-ONLY)	3 Nov 2006
To:	Stunt Engraver (DGL)	120 of 133

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Uncle Lauren had a mishap installing the posts, fell flat on his 'tail. Back' in the house Enna determined it was not a broken tail-bone but a bruise in the lower 'Lombardi' area. (Is that too much of a stretch? Naw, just some 'warm-up calisthenics'.) Philadelphia, PA (Really Bensalem) When you finally understand it completely... it changes.

From:	Stunt Engraver (DGL)	3 Nov 2006
To:	Harvey only (HARVEY-ONLY)	121 of 133

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Harvey, Is it true that you're a "lineman" for the county and you drive the main road? David "The Stunt Engraver" Lavaneri DGL Engraving Port Hueneme, CA

From:	Dave Jones (DAVERJ)	3 Nov 2006
To:	Stunt Engraver (DGL)	122 of 133

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What did you "call" him? ...Dave Dave Jones Design

From:	Stunt Engraver (DGL)	3 Nov 2006
To:	Dave Jones (DAVERJ)	123 of 133

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Dave, I can't remember. I'll have to look at the "instant replay." David "The Stunt Engraver" Lavaneri DGL Engraving Port Hueneme, CA

From:	BratDawg	5 Nov 2006
To:	Stunt Engraver (DGL)	124 of 133

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David, I see it was quiet over the weekend....not for Uncle Lroen though. The Condo Association once again had him arrested when he tried trimming the hedges in his front yard......they have some tough by-laws and he was penalized for "clipping"..... Steve Thompson Paramount Services, Inc.

From:	Stunt Engraver (DGL)	6 Nov 2006
To:	BratDawg	125 of 133

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Steve, I feel bad for Loren, but you can't blame the home owners' association for "holding" to their by-laws. David "The Stunt Engraver" Lavaneri DGL Engraving Port Hueneme, CA

From:	BratDawg	6 Nov 2006
To:	Stunt Engraver (DGL)	126 of 133

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David, Yes, they even made him remove his new staircase...a shame too, it was a "perfect spiral"..... He'll get them back when they have the Grand Opening "reception" to be held at the clubhouse....he's going to "spike" the punch! Steve Thompson Paramount Services, Inc.

From:	Stunt Engraver (DGL)	6 Nov 2006
To:	BratDawg	127 of 133

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Steve, I saw the architect's original plans for that staircase. Very nice! Unfortunately, someone spilled water on the original draft, causing it to wrinkle. A little help from a "Grid Iron" brought it back to its original condition. David "The Stunt Engraver" Lavaneri DGL Engraving Port Hueneme, CA

From:	BratDawg	6 Nov 2006
To:	Stunt Engraver (DGL)	128 of 133

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David, Yes, there were quite a few corrections on that original draft. They just covered up the old stuff with a jar of "wideout".... All of the problems had Uncle Loren pulling his hair out...but the good news is he no longer has to worry about his "split ends"..... Steve Thompson Paramount Services, Inc.

From:	Stunt Engraver (DGL)	6 Nov 2006
To:	BratDawg	129 of 133

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Steve, I know how Loren feels about his hair. As for myself, the "Browns" are rapidly being replaced by gray. David "The Stunt Engraver" Lavaneri DGL Engraving Port Hueneme, CA

From:	BratDawg	6 Nov 2006
To:	Stunt Engraver (DGL)	130 of 133

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David, Aunt Enna has the same problem, but with a wig, she can "packers" away! Steve Thompson Paramount Services, Inc.

From:	Stunt Engraver (DGL)	6 Nov 2006
To:	BratDawg	131 of 133

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Steve, With all that long hair, I'm surprised she "Rams" it all under a wig. David "The Stunt Engraver" Lavaneri DGL Engraving Port Hueneme, CA

From:	Dave Jones (DAVERJ)	6 Nov 2006
To:	Stunt Engraver (DGL)	132 of 133

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I hear she was quite upset when she got the "Bills" for those wigs. ...Dave Dave Jones Design

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