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 From:  Stunt Engraver (DGL) 3 Nov 2006 
 To:  Harvey only (HARVEY-ONLY)  121 of 133 
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Harvey,

Is it true that you're a "lineman" for the county and you drive the main road?

David "The Stunt Engraver" Lavaneri
DGL Engraving
Port Hueneme, CA
 

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 From:  Dave Jones (DAVERJ) 3 Nov 2006 
 To:  Stunt Engraver (DGL)  122 of 133 
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What did you "call" him?

...Dave
Dave Jones Design
 

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 From:  Stunt Engraver (DGL) 3 Nov 2006 
 To:  Dave Jones (DAVERJ)  123 of 133 
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Dave,

I can't remember. I'll have to look at the "instant replay."

David "The Stunt Engraver" Lavaneri
DGL Engraving
Port Hueneme, CA
 

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 From:  BratDawg 5 Nov 2006 
 To:  Stunt Engraver (DGL)  124 of 133 
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David,

I see it was quiet over the weekend....not for Uncle Lroen though. The Condo Association once again had him arrested when he tried trimming the hedges in his front yard......they have some tough by-laws and he was penalized for "clipping".....

Steve Thompson

Paramount Services, Inc.
 

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 From:  Stunt Engraver (DGL) 6 Nov 2006 
 To:  BratDawg  125 of 133 
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Steve,

I feel bad for Loren, but you can't blame the home owners' association for "holding" to their by-laws.

David "The Stunt Engraver" Lavaneri
DGL Engraving
Port Hueneme, CA
 

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 From:  BratDawg 6 Nov 2006 
 To:  Stunt Engraver (DGL)  126 of 133 
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David,

Yes, they even made him remove his new staircase...a shame too, it was a "perfect spiral".....

He'll get them back when they have the Grand Opening "reception" to be held at the clubhouse....he's going to "spike" the punch!

Steve Thompson

Paramount Services, Inc.
 

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 From:  Stunt Engraver (DGL) 6 Nov 2006 
 To:  BratDawg  127 of 133 
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Steve,

I saw the architect's original plans for that staircase. Very nice!

Unfortunately, someone spilled water on the original draft, causing it to wrinkle.

A little help from a "Grid Iron" brought it back to its original condition.

David "The Stunt Engraver" Lavaneri
DGL Engraving
Port Hueneme, CA
 

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 From:  BratDawg 6 Nov 2006 
 To:  Stunt Engraver (DGL)  128 of 133 
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David,

Yes, there were quite a few corrections on that original draft. They just covered up the old stuff with a jar of "wideout"....

All of the problems had Uncle Loren pulling his hair out...but the good news is he no longer has to worry about his "split ends".....

Steve Thompson

Paramount Services, Inc.
 

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 From:  Stunt Engraver (DGL) 6 Nov 2006 
 To:  BratDawg  129 of 133 
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Steve,

I know how Loren feels about his hair. As for myself, the "Browns" are rapidly being replaced by gray.

David "The Stunt Engraver" Lavaneri
DGL Engraving
Port Hueneme, CA
 

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 From:  BratDawg 6 Nov 2006 
 To:  Stunt Engraver (DGL)  130 of 133 
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David,

Aunt Enna has the same problem, but with a wig, she can "packers" away!

Steve Thompson

Paramount Services, Inc.
 

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 From:  Stunt Engraver (DGL) 6 Nov 2006 
 To:  BratDawg  131 of 133 
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Steve,

With all that long hair, I'm surprised she "Rams" it all under a wig.

David "The Stunt Engraver" Lavaneri
DGL Engraving
Port Hueneme, CA
 

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 From:  Dave Jones (DAVERJ) 6 Nov 2006 
 To:  Stunt Engraver (DGL)  132 of 133 
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I hear she was quite upset when she got the "Bills" for those wigs.

...Dave
Dave Jones Design
 

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 From:  Stunt Engraver (DGL) 6 Nov 2006 
 To:  Dave Jones (DAVERJ)  133 of 133 
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Dave,

I suspect some unauthorized "Chargers."

David "The Stunt Engraver" Lavaneri
DGL Engraving
Port Hueneme, CA
 
 
     
 

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