Due to semi-popular demand... - Engraving Etc. Forum

From:	Stunt Engraver (DGL)	26 Oct 2006
To:	Shaddy	41 of 133

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Yeah, Some of us don't need much of a "trigger" word. I'm happy to see the gun topic off at a good "clip." :-) David "The Stunt Engraver" Lavaneri DGL Engraving Port Hueneme, CA

From:	Harvey only (HARVEY-ONLY)	26 Oct 2006
To:	Stunt Engraver (DGL)	42 of 133

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After my daughter did 'cannonballs' in the pool all day she developed a cold. Developed a real sore throat. Had to keep going in her room to find out 'Howitzer' throat. Then I helped her with her homework and made sure that she put the 'bullets' in the right places. It was a 'blast'. Philadelphia, PA (Really Bensalem) When you finally understand it completely... it changes.

From:	Stunt Engraver (DGL)	26 Oct 2006
To:	Harvey only (HARVEY-ONLY)	43 of 133

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Harvey, Keep an eye on that cold. There's a chance that too much sneezing can lead to a case of "snub nose." There's a remedy for that at the pharmacy. In fact, check your local paper for a "Saturday Night Special." David "The Stunt Engraver" Lavaneri DGL Engraving Port Hueneme, CA

From:	BratDawg	26 Oct 2006
To:	Stunt Engraver (DGL)	44 of 133

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Well Uncle Loren had a rough night...started out by molding a pile of sodium chloride into a long round barrel. Said he always wanted "a salt rifle"..... But things turned worse though when he was cooking dinner. He fell into the barbeque grill and wound up with a severe case of "firearms".... Steve

From:	Stunt Engraver (DGL)	26 Oct 2006
To:	BratDawg	45 of 133

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Steve, Sorry to hear that, but the good news is, the makers of WD-40 came up with a salve for severe burns. "AK-47" David "The Stunt Engraver" Lavaneri DGL Engraving Port Hueneme, CA

From:	Mick	27 Oct 2006
To:	Stunt Engraver (DGL)	46 of 133

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I bet "Tommy" developed the new salve. Mick Cactus Equipment & Supplies www.cactus-equipment.com 800-440-6847

From:	Mick	27 Oct 2006
To:	Stunt Engraver (DGL)	47 of 133

5199.47 In reply to 5199.45
The new salve is corrosive though, they have to package it in a "double barrel" so it doesn't leak out. Mick Cactus Equipment & Supplies www.cactus-equipment.com 800-440-6847

From:	Stunt Engraver (DGL)	27 Oct 2006
To:	Mick	48 of 133

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Mick, That's an "automatic" assumption. David "The Stunt Engraver" Lavaneri DGL Engraving Port Hueneme, CA

From:	Mick	27 Oct 2006
To:	BratDawg	49 of 133

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Uncle Loren felt a little qweezy the first time he shot his salt rifle, he was one "sick shooter". Aunt Enna said he was really a "dum-dum".

Is a meaningless statement actually a "hollow point" ?

Mick
Cactus Equipment & Supplies
www.cactus-equipment.com
800-440-6847

From:	Mick	27 Oct 2006
To:	Stunt Engraver (DGL)	50 of 133

5199.50 In reply to 5199.48
I saw Uncle Loren again this morning, he had this "blank" expression on his face. He had just asked the lady at Burger King where they put the bun on their hamburgers, she said both "over and under" the meat. Mick Cactus Equipment & Supplies www.cactus-equipment.com 800-440-6847

From:	Mick	27 Oct 2006
To:	Stunt Engraver (DGL)	51 of 133

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Uncle loren made a minature mouse "trap" to catch some mo"skeet"ers.

When Aunt Enna was in college she won a beauty contest sponsored by the local fire department, they named her "Miss Fire".

Mick
Cactus Equipment & Supplies
www.cactus-equipment.com
800-440-6847

From:	BratDawg	27 Oct 2006
To:	Mick	52 of 133

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quote: Is a meaningless statement actually a "hollow point" ? No, but speaking one can make you a "small bore"..... :-) Uncle Loren is doing better with his arms though, and has been busy out in the yard winding up the garden hose. Unfortunately he had to do it over and over again to get it right and now he suffers from "recoil"..... Steve

From:	Stunt Engraver (DGL)	27 Oct 2006
To:	Mick	53 of 133

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Mick, Later tonight, I plan to crack open a "Colt 45" and watch "Beretta" reruns. David "The Stunt Engraver" Lavaneri DGL Engraving Port Hueneme, CA

From:	BratDawg	27 Oct 2006
To:	Stunt Engraver (DGL)	54 of 133

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David, I see you "aim" to entertain yourself in the "safety" of your living room watching the tube. Guess it beats reading a "magazine".... Unfortunately Aunt Enna can't see the TV any more after Uncle Loren truned her chair around.....now he's too lazy to "revolver"..... Good news though is that he is planning to make his special legume dish for dinner. He cooks them on the automotive manifold....calls them "car beans".... :O Steve

From:	Stunt Engraver (DGL)	27 Oct 2006
To:	BratDawg	55 of 133

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Steve, You're making me hungry. Those beans sound like they'd go good with a Granny "Smith & Wesson" vegetable oil. David "The Stunt Engraver" Lavaneri DGL Engraving Port Hueneme, CA

From:	Harvey only (HARVEY-ONLY)	27 Oct 2006
To:	Stunt Engraver (DGL)	56 of 133

5199.56 In reply to 5199.55

I'd contribute more, but right now my brain is 'shot'.

My puns at this time are just a 'flash' in the 'pan', or is that a pain in the ......

I think I will get on my 'Colt' and ride off into the sunset. As 'Rick O'Shay' used to say, if I 'site' anything interesting I'll let you know. First I'll pack my luggage, may have to take the whole kit and 'kaboom-el', and my 'Teflon coat'. (Think that last pun was 'bird shot'.)

Philadelphia, PA (Really Bensalem)

When you finally understand it completely... it changes.

From:	Stunt Engraver (DGL)	27 Oct 2006
To:	Harvey only (HARVEY-ONLY)	57 of 133

5199.57 In reply to 5199.56
Harvey, Evidently, we're getting down to the "pellets." David "The Stunt Engraver" Lavaneri DGL Engraving Port Hueneme, CA

From:	BratDawg	28 Oct 2006
To:	Stunt Engraver (DGL)	58 of 133

5199.58 In reply to 5199.57
David, Is it true that you're sponsoring a showing out there for paintings by Senator Clinton? I heard you're calling it "Art Hillary"..... Oh well, I'm heading off with Uncle Loren to grab some breakfast at an old ore mine that he found. They serve smoked salmon while you prospect...it's called the "Lode and Lox"..... :-) Steve

From:	UncleSteve	28 Oct 2006
To:	BratDawg	59 of 133

5199.59 In reply to 5199.58
"They serve smoked salmon while you prospect...it's called the "Lode and Lox"..... Now THAT'S funny! (and it's about time!) :-) :D B-) "Don't believe everything you think!"
EDITED: 28 Oct 2006 by UNCLESTEVE

From:	Stunt Engraver (DGL)	28 Oct 2006
To:	BratDawg	60 of 133

5199.60 In reply to 5199.58
Steve, The gala event is actually a semi-formal dance, with ad specialty hats being handed out. It's a "cap and ball." David "The Stunt Engraver" Lavaneri DGL Engraving Port Hueneme, CA

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