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 From:  UncleSteve
 To:  Stunt Engraver (DGL) 
5199.61 In reply to 5199.60 
Since most of the attendees will come as Goth characters, there may be a shortage of "black powder" ........

"Don't believe everything you think!"

 

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 From:  Stunt Engraver (DGL)
 To:  UncleSteve 
5199.62 In reply to 5199.61 
I have a volunteer, to ensure all the ladies will have their make-up needs met.

I'll let "Pearl handle" that.

David "The Stunt Engraver" Lavaneri
DGL Engraving
Port Hueneme, CA

 

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 From:  JHayes55
 To:  Stunt Engraver (DGL) 
5199.63 In reply to 5199.62 
I heard the event was in Utah and was being called the Grand "Cannon Ball"
 

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 From:  UncleSteve
 To:  Stunt Engraver (DGL) 
5199.64 In reply to 5199.62 
Don't forget to leave a "nickle plate" for the tips.....

"Don't believe everything you think!"

 

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 From:  BratDawg
 To:  UncleSteve 
5199.65 In reply to 5199.64 
Well, I don't know about you folks, but "Ammo" be there! :-) 

Unfortunately Uncle Loren and Aunt Enna can't make it.....he's has to work down at the ceramics shop today, as they're putting decals on products, and his job is to work the kiln along with others.....he's part of the "firing squad"....

Aunt Enna just got a new job down at the Western shirt factory....her task is to sew in the areas that the buttons will go into.....we never knew she was an expert "Holster"....


Steve

(Is that really Uncle Steve posting puns????)
 

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 From:  Stunt Engraver (DGL)
 To:  BratDawg 
5199.66 In reply to 5199.65 
Steve,

There are a few people in this thread, who don't normally post puns.

That's the "derringer" in opening it up to everyone.

David "The Stunt Engraver" Lavaneri
DGL Engraving
Port Hueneme, CA

 

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 From:  BratDawg
 To:  Stunt Engraver (DGL) 
5199.67 In reply to 5199.66 
David,

I thought there were those just looking to "muzzle" me...... ;-) 

I'm heading over to help Uncle Loren with his new lawn. He tore it up and ran electrical wires beneath, and now has to place new grass on top....

He wants to get it done before the rain sets in and he has to walk across it....he doesn't want to be faced with a "sod off shockin'"....


Steve
 

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 From:  Stunt Engraver (DGL)
 To:  BratDawg 
5199.68 In reply to 5199.67 
Steve,

So far, no "ordnance" against others hopping onboard.

David "The Stunt Engraver" Lavaneri
DGL Engraving
Port Hueneme, CA

 

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 From:  BratDawg
 To:  Stunt Engraver (DGL) 
5199.69 In reply to 5199.68 
David,

Absolutely, the more the merrier! After all, I see from the stats that there are quite a few "casing" this thread.... and they're all invited to come in...no "jacket" required. :-) 

Even Aunt Enna was going to jump in...until Uncle Loren decided to "silencer"....


Steve
 

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 From:  Dave Jones (DAVERJ)
 To:  Mick 
5199.70 In reply to 5199.50 
I was "rifling" through the posts in this thread and see how on "target" this new folder is. I think Dave hit the "bullseye" with this folder. It took a lot of "brass" on his part to make the "case" for a special folder, but he got the "lead" out and did it.
 

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 From:  Stunt Engraver (DGL)
 To:  Dave Jones (DAVERJ) 
5199.71 In reply to 5199.70 
Dave,

It was inevitable, so I didn't need a "gun" to my head.

Quite a few "sharpshooters" here, along with a "sniper" or two.

David "The Stunt Engraver" Lavaneri
DGL Engraving
Port Hueneme, CA

 

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 From:  BratDawg
 To:  Stunt Engraver (DGL) 
5199.72 In reply to 5199.71 
David,

I've got to go downtown and bail Uncle Loren out...it seems as though he was at the park with his new lawn chairs that had a special woven straps that had been completely waterproofed by out of state prisoners.

Apparently it is against the law in Florida to have them, so Uncle Loren was arrested for having "con sealed webbings"....

Steve
 

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 From:  JHayes55
 To:  BratDawg 
5199.73 In reply to 5199.72 
The more I "scope" this out the more I am not sure who will be in the "cross hair" next
 

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 From:  Stunt Engraver (DGL)
 To:  JHayes55 
5199.74 In reply to 5199.73 
Joe,

Some of these puns have a "duel" meaning.

If I had a pen, I'd do a "quick draw" for you.

David "The Stunt Engraver" Lavaneri
DGL Engraving
Port Hueneme, CA

 

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 From:  BratDawg
 To:  Stunt Engraver (DGL) 
5199.75 In reply to 5199.74 
David,

Maybe it's time to pick a new topic before folks go "ballistic".....

Besides, Uncle Loren tried telling some of these to the cattle on the back 40 ....all he got was a "bull sigh".....

Steve
 

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 From:  Stunt Engraver (DGL)
 To:  BratDawg 
5199.76 In reply to 5199.75 
Steve,

I think you're right, I just heard the "two minute warning" that the College football season is in full swing.

If "UCLA" you'll notice it's a very nice day outdoors.

David "The Stunt Engraver" Lavaneri
DGL Engraving
Port Hueneme, CA

 

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 From:  BratDawg
 To:  Stunt Engraver (DGL) 
5199.77 In reply to 5199.76 
quote:
If "UCLA" you'll notice it's a very nice day outdoors


Nice to know that you didn't have any storms "bruin".....

Fortunately here in Florida, it doesn't look like anyone will have to worry about "Hurricanes" this season either......

Sorry I didn't answer "Sooner".....but I was trying to help my brother in Atlanta with his computer problems. Fortunately for him, he has a good "Georgia Tech".

Steve Thompson

Paramount Services, Inc.

 

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 From:  Stunt Engraver (DGL)
 To:  BratDawg 
5199.78 In reply to 5199.77 
Steve,

I was wondering where you'd gone.

I had a "hunch" that maybe you were seeing a "Notre Dame."

David "The Stunt Engraver" Lavaneri
DGL Engraving
Port Hueneme, CA

 

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 From:  JHayes55
 To:  Stunt Engraver (DGL) 
5199.79 In reply to 5199.78 
You change subjects and expect us all to come "running back". I would ask for a refund but it would only be a "quarter back" Besides today I am so busy - I have a "full back" log of things to do. So for "safety" sake I may have to leave you for now. I am have so many "balls" in the air I will have to "touch back" with you later.
Joe
 

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 From:  Stunt Engraver (DGL)
 To:  JHayes55 
5199.80 In reply to 5199.79 

Joe,

Maye we should change the title of this folder to the "punt" zone.

You were the person who suggested the topic change. I was just trying to achieve that "goal."

David "The Stunt Engraver" Lavaneri
DGL Engraving
Port Hueneme, CA

EDITED: 30 Oct 2006 by DGL

 
 
   
 

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