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 From:  JHayes55
 To:  BratDawg 
5199.73 In reply to 5199.72 
The more I "scope" this out the more I am not sure who will be in the "cross hair" next
 

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 From:  Stunt Engraver (DGL)
 To:  JHayes55 
5199.74 In reply to 5199.73 
Joe,

Some of these puns have a "duel" meaning.

If I had a pen, I'd do a "quick draw" for you.

David "The Stunt Engraver" Lavaneri
DGL Engraving
Port Hueneme, CA

 

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 From:  BratDawg
 To:  Stunt Engraver (DGL) 
5199.75 In reply to 5199.74 
David,

Maybe it's time to pick a new topic before folks go "ballistic".....

Besides, Uncle Loren tried telling some of these to the cattle on the back 40 ....all he got was a "bull sigh".....

Steve
 

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 From:  Stunt Engraver (DGL)
 To:  BratDawg 
5199.76 In reply to 5199.75 
Steve,

I think you're right, I just heard the "two minute warning" that the College football season is in full swing.

If "UCLA" you'll notice it's a very nice day outdoors.

David "The Stunt Engraver" Lavaneri
DGL Engraving
Port Hueneme, CA

 

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 From:  BratDawg
 To:  Stunt Engraver (DGL) 
5199.77 In reply to 5199.76 
quote:
If "UCLA" you'll notice it's a very nice day outdoors


Nice to know that you didn't have any storms "bruin".....

Fortunately here in Florida, it doesn't look like anyone will have to worry about "Hurricanes" this season either......

Sorry I didn't answer "Sooner".....but I was trying to help my brother in Atlanta with his computer problems. Fortunately for him, he has a good "Georgia Tech".

Steve Thompson

Paramount Services, Inc.

 

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 From:  Stunt Engraver (DGL)
 To:  BratDawg 
5199.78 In reply to 5199.77 
Steve,

I was wondering where you'd gone.

I had a "hunch" that maybe you were seeing a "Notre Dame."

David "The Stunt Engraver" Lavaneri
DGL Engraving
Port Hueneme, CA

 

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 From:  JHayes55
 To:  Stunt Engraver (DGL) 
5199.79 In reply to 5199.78 
You change subjects and expect us all to come "running back". I would ask for a refund but it would only be a "quarter back" Besides today I am so busy - I have a "full back" log of things to do. So for "safety" sake I may have to leave you for now. I am have so many "balls" in the air I will have to "touch back" with you later.
Joe
 

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 From:  Stunt Engraver (DGL)
 To:  JHayes55 
5199.80 In reply to 5199.79 

Joe,

Maye we should change the title of this folder to the "punt" zone.

You were the person who suggested the topic change. I was just trying to achieve that "goal."

David "The Stunt Engraver" Lavaneri
DGL Engraving
Port Hueneme, CA

EDITED: 30 Oct 2006 by DGL

 

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 From:  BratDawg
 To:  JHayes55 
5199.81 In reply to 5199.79 
Gee Joe...does that mean you're going to "pass"?.....

Steve Thompson

Paramount Services, Inc.

 

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 From:  BratDawg
 To:  Stunt Engraver (DGL) 
5199.82 In reply to 5199.80 
David,

Rght person...wrong "receiver".... :-) 


I was out of town for a "conference" for a week and a half. I would have stayed for 2 full weeks but I would have needed 14 changes of clothes and I only had room to "Pac-10"....

Steve Thompson

Paramount Services, Inc.

 

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 From:  Dave Jones (DAVERJ)
 To:  Stunt Engraver (DGL) 
5199.83 In reply to 5199.80 
Well, you were the "cheerleader" for starting this pun zone. I spend half of my time reading them, and the other "half time" trying to keep up with you guys. It seems like as soon as I try to post, and look again, it's already the "10th and down" further in the thread.
 

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 From:  Stunt Engraver (DGL)
 To:  BratDawg 
5199.84 In reply to 5199.82 
Steve,

I noticed that I posted to you, instead of Joe.

I was "rushing" to get a few puns in, before the good ones were "down" in print.

David "The Stunt Engraver" Lavaneri
DGL Engraving
Port Hueneme, CA

 

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 From:  Stunt Engraver (DGL)
 To:  Dave Jones (DAVERJ) 
5199.85 In reply to 5199.83 
Dave,

I'm happy to see you coming in from the "sideline" to "tackle" this topic.

David "The Stunt Engraver" Lavaneri
DGL Engraving
Port Hueneme, CA

 

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 From:  Dave Jones (DAVERJ)
 To:  Stunt Engraver (DGL) 
5199.86 In reply to 5199.85 
Well I "fumbled" around for a while, but didn't want to "drop the ball". After all, it is Monday night. ;-) 
 

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 From:  JHayes55
 To:  Stunt Engraver (DGL) 
5199.87 In reply to 5199.84 

Looks as though I was "sacked" when you posted to me instead of Steve.
But I notice that Dave Jones is getting "extra yardage" out of all this.

 

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 From:  JHayes55
 To:  BratDawg 
5199.88 In reply to 5199.81 

Steve - No "pass"

I guess I will just "pun...............t"

 

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 From:  Stunt Engraver (DGL)
 To:  Dave Jones (DAVERJ) 
5199.89 In reply to 5199.86 
Dave,

I'll have to catch up with you guys, after I "Hail Mary" a cab.

David "The Stunt Engraver" Lavaneri
DGL Engraving
Port Hueneme, CA

 

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 From:  BratDawg
 To:  Stunt Engraver (DGL) 
5199.90 In reply to 5199.89 
David et al,

Sorry I couldn't get back yesterday, I had problems wirth my new ISP. They ran a 25 cent special on a faster line but it didn't work. I complained and asked for my quarter back...but they told me to take a "hike"!

Steve Thompson

Paramount Services Inc.

 

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 From:  Stunt Engraver (DGL)
 To:  BratDawg 
5199.91 In reply to 5199.90 
Steve,

I heard the owner of the internet company is a lady. If I were you, I would have "center" a letter of complaint.

That should bring an "end" to your situation.

David "The Stunt Engraver" Lavaneri
DGL Engraving
Port Hueneme, CA

 

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 From:  BratDawg
 To:  Stunt Engraver (DGL) 
5199.92 In reply to 5199.91 
quote:
I would have "center" a letter


Actually I did...thought it would be dificult, but as it turns out, it was a "snap"....

I guess if it doesn't bring results, next time I'll have to try a "shotgun"!

Steve Thompson

Paramount Services, Inc.

 
 
   
 

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