Not a problem, at least I'm not "down and out".....
Besides, Uncle Loren is going to have one of his law enforcement buddies pay them a visit. He's been printing shirts for the officers....calls them "penal tees".... :-)
Yes, Uncle Loren already had inspectors show up unannounced while he was eating his corned beef lunch....scared him so bad he left "hash marks" on his seat....
(uh oh,....got chilly in here...is there a "draft"?)
The reason he looks that way is that he had his hair cut the last time he was arrested...it seems as though he ripped up his front yard and tried putting down new sod which is apparently against the home association rules.
He should really take the "sod off"* and put down some "artificial turf". (OK, that's not a pun) Perhaps they would be happy if he put seeds "first, down" in the dirt, and then added some "water. Boy", I bet that would work.
I heard that while driving back from the hardware store with new fence posts in the back of his truck he got a ticket for "tailgating. Party" decorations were also in the back of the truck.
Philadelphia, PA (Really Bensalem)