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 From:  Stunt Engraver (DGL)
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5318.1 
Did you see the post about the candy bar wrapping business?

Last time I asked somebody about it, they looked at me, as if I were from "Mars."

I tried to assure them, I wasn't "nuts."

David "The Stunt Engraver" Lavaneri
DGL Engraving
Port Hueneme, CA

 

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 From:  Dave Jones (DAVERJ)
 To:  Stunt Engraver (DGL) 
5318.2 In reply to 5318.1 
I thought it was a "sweet" idea. I could see somebody getting all "wrapped" up in designing those. Although deadlines would still be a "Crunch" time.
 

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 From:  Stunt Engraver (DGL)
 To:  Dave Jones (DAVERJ) 
5318.3 In reply to 5318.2 
Dave,

I agree, it could make a good "Payday" for someone, leading to "Mounds" of cash.

David "The Stunt Engraver" Lavaneri
DGL Engraving
Port Hueneme, CA

 

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 From:  Toni (TONI56)
 To:  Stunt Engraver (DGL) 
5318.4 In reply to 5318.3 
You guys are making me hungry! All this that about chocolate & candy bars. I'm working on my weight & don't want to be "Chunky".
Toni
 

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 From:  Stunt Engraver (DGL)
 To:  Toni (TONI56) 
5318.5 In reply to 5318.4 

Toni,

Don't worry. You have a long way to go, before someone calls you a "King Size."

David "The Stunt Engraver" Lavaneri
DGL Engraving
Port Hueneme, CA

EDITED: 13 Nov 2006 by DGL

 

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 From:  Mick
 To:  Stunt Engraver (DGL) 
5318.6 In reply to 5318.5 
Uncle Loren has been upset lately, they tore down one of the local businesses, he said it always was a "good bar".

Mick
Cactus Equipment & Supplies
www.cactus-equipment.com
800-440-6847

 

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 From:  Mick
 To:  Stunt Engraver (DGL) 
5318.7 In reply to 5318.5 
I read a book on the vikings last week, they sure were a bunch of "Heath"ens.

Mick
Cactus Equipment & Supplies
www.cactus-equipment.com
800-440-6847

 

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 From:  Harvey only (HARVEY-ONLY)
 To:  Mick 
5318.8 In reply to 5318.7 
'Almond Joy' reading this thread. My friend Tommy's mother was Miss Hershey before she was married. He is a extremely good person. His family varies from 'caramel' skinned to fairly dark. I call him 'Hershey's Special Dark'.

Philadelphia, PA (Really Bensalem)

When you finally understand it completely... it changes.

 

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 From:  Stunt Engraver (DGL)
 To:  Mick 
5318.9 In reply to 5318.6 

Mick,

I spoke to Aunt Enna, about the closing of the business.

According to "Hershey" thought it was a good idea.

David "The Stunt Engraver" Lavaneri
DGL Engraving
Port Hueneme, CA

EDITED: 13 Nov 2006 by DGL

 

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 From:  Stunt Engraver (DGL)
 To:  Harvey only (HARVEY-ONLY) 
5318.10 In reply to 5318.8 

Harvey,

Sorry. I was typing while you were posting.

I didn't mean to "Rolo"ver your references.

David "The Stunt Engraver" Lavaneri
DGL Engraving
Port Hueneme, CA

EDITED: 13 Nov 2006 by DGL

 

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 From:  Harvey only (HARVEY-ONLY)
 To:  Stunt Engraver (DGL) 
5318.11 In reply to 5318.10 
According to 'Her she' says we were both correct.

Philadelphia, PA (Really Bensalem)

When you finally understand it completely... it changes.

 

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 From:  Mick
 To:  Stunt Engraver (DGL) 
5318.12 In reply to 5318.10 
Uncle Loren led his cow into town this morning but she was leaking just a little, the people following them had a "milky way". All he could hear from the crowd was a bunch of "snickers".

Mick
Cactus Equipment & Supplies
www.cactus-equipment.com
800-440-6847

 

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 From:  Stunt Engraver (DGL)
 To:  Mick 
5318.13 In reply to 5318.12 
Mick,

I hear that Enna stopped the leaking utter.

Everything stayed dry "Butterfinger."

David "The Stunt Engraver" Lavaneri
DGL Engraving
Port Hueneme, CA

 

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 From:  Dave Jones (DAVERJ)
 To:  Stunt Engraver (DGL) 
5318.14 In reply to 5318.13 
Next time you see Aunt Enna, give her some "Kisses" for me. I remember she took me to the zoo one time and I spat my gum at the bears. Those "Gummi Bears" were not happy. My brother and I were smoking a little "Mary Jane" that day and acting like a couple of "Goobers".
 

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 From:  Mick
 To:  Stunt Engraver (DGL) 
5318.15 In reply to 5318.13 
I asked Aunt Enna what attracted her to Uncle Loren, she said he used to be one "Big Hunk"

Mick
Cactus Equipment & Supplies
www.cactus-equipment.com
800-440-6847

 

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 From:  Mick
 To:  Dave Jones (DAVERJ) 
5318.16 In reply to 5318.14 
There is a bounty on muskrats in Colorado, you have to send the Division of Wildlife proof that you have killed one to collect the money. Yesterday I sent them "3 muskrat ears" as proof.

Mick
Cactus Equipment & Supplies
www.cactus-equipment.com
800-440-6847

 

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 From:  Stunt Engraver (DGL)
 To:  Mick 
5318.17 In reply to 5318.16 
Mick,

That can be a profitable sideline. In fact, I know of someone who made "$100,000 Grand."

David "The Stunt Engraver" Lavaneri
DGL Engraving
Port Hueneme, CA

 

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 From:  Stunt Engraver (DGL)
 To:  Mick 
5318.18 In reply to 5318.15 
Mick,

I thought she was just hanging around Loren, because he's her "Sugar Daddy."

David "The Stunt Engraver" Lavaneri
DGL Engraving
Port Hueneme, CA

 

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 From:  Stunt Engraver (DGL)
 To:  Dave Jones (DAVERJ) 
5318.19 In reply to 5318.14 

Dave,

Don't the two of you get too goofy. There are opportunists at the zoo, preying on the unwary.

They've been known to "Milk Duds" for all they're worth.

David "The Stunt Engraver" Lavaneri
DGL Engraving
Port Hueneme, CA

EDITED: 13 Nov 2006 by DGL

 

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 From:  Dave Jones (DAVERJ)
 To:  Mick 
5318.20 In reply to 5318.16 

I forgot to mention that while at the zoo I taunted the lions by calling them little "Kit Kat"s. Aunt Enna got mad and screamed "Oh Henry".

That's not even my name.

I rode away on my skateboard, zigging and zagging down the paths. I was a real zig "Zagnut" in those days.

EDITED: 13 Nov 2006 by DAVERJ

 
 
   
 

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