A man entered..... - Engraving Etc. Forum

From:	LaZerDude (C_BURKE)	21 Nov 2006
To:	ALL	1 of 13

5380.1

A man entred the local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different entries hoping that at least one of the would win.

UNFORTUNATELY,

no pun in TEN did

From:	Stunt Engraver (DGL)	21 Nov 2006
To:	LaZerDude (C_BURKE)	2 of 13

5380.2 In reply to 5380.1

Chuck,

Thanks for letting us "read all about it."

He's lucky the newspaper editor didn't beat him to a "pulp."

David "The Stunt Engraver" Lavaneri
DGL Engraving
Port Hueneme, CA

EDITED: 21 Nov 2006 by DGL

From:	LaZerDude (C_BURKE)	21 Nov 2006
To:	Stunt Engraver (DGL)	3 of 13

5380.3 In reply to 5380.2
David, It was pretty "black and white"

From:	Harvey only (HARVEY-ONLY)	21 Nov 2006
To:	LaZerDude (C_BURKE)	4 of 13

5380.4 In reply to 5380.3

A man and a woman walked into a bar.

You think they would have seen it.

Philadelphia, PA (Really Bensalem)

When you finally understand it completely... it changes.

From:	Stunt Engraver (DGL)	21 Nov 2006
To:	LaZerDude (C_BURKE)	5 of 13

5380.5 In reply to 5380.3
Chuck, At least it didn't have anything to do with a "page" scandal. David "The Stunt Engraver" Lavaneri DGL Engraving Port Hueneme, CA

From:	Dee (DEENA-ONLY)	21 Nov 2006
To:	LaZerDude (C_BURKE)	6 of 13

5380.6 In reply to 5380.1

Chuck,
I sent you a pm yesterday. Did you get it?

Dee

Philadelphia, PA (Really Bensalem)

From:	LaZerDude (C_BURKE)	21 Nov 2006
To:	Dee (DEENA-ONLY)	8 of 13

5380.8 In reply to 5380.6

Dee, I DID get it. But once again, I am not getting notifications of posts to me on the forum

Thanks for the PM.

EDITED: 21 Nov 2006 by C_BURKE

From:	Dee (DEENA-ONLY)	21 Nov 2006
To:	LaZerDude (C_BURKE)	9 of 13

5380.9 In reply to 5380.8

Chuck,
You know how the shoemaker's kids never have shoes? Well, the moderator's wife doesn't get notifications either! Let's see what happens when he reads this. (devil)

Dee

Philadelphia, PA (Really Bensalem)

From:	Harvey only (HARVEY-ONLY)	21 Nov 2006
To:	Dee (DEENA-ONLY)	10 of 13

5380.10 In reply to 5380.9

You get them, you just do not look in that in folder. I changed the address to your Verizon account, but I think they filter out the messages.

Let's see if you get the notification on this one.

Philadelphia, PA (Really Bensalem)

When you finally understand it completely... it changes.

From:	LipChip	22 Nov 2006
To:	Harvey only (HARVEY-ONLY)	11 of 13

5380.11 In reply to 5380.10
So when you say : "A man and a woman walked into a bar. You think they would have seen it." It seems like the man forgot to find out if they woman knew how to open her eyes to see the bar. Forgot to advise her on the Verizon account opening procedure that would make the bar visible? David L. Vernon Lip Chip Solutions, Inc. www.LipChip.com 818-363-8132

From:	Shaddy	22 Nov 2006
To:	LipChip	12 of 13

5380.12 In reply to 5380.11

The woman knew the bar was in the area, but the man was too stubborn to ask for directions.

Shaddy

From:	Harvey only (HARVEY-ONLY)	22 Nov 2006
To:	Shaddy	13 of 13

5380.13 In reply to 5380.12
Darned satellite positioning was off, "Turn left now." Philadelphia, PA (Really Bensalem) When you finally understand it completely... it changes.

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