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 From:  LaZerDude (C_BURKE)
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5381.1 

What's the difference between an outlaw and an in-law?


Outlaws are wanted.

 

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 From:  Stunt Engraver (DGL)
 To:  LaZerDude (C_BURKE) 
5381.2 In reply to 5381.1 
Chuck,

It's all "relative."

David "The Stunt Engraver" Lavaneri
DGL Engraving
Port Hueneme, CA

 

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 From:  LaZerDude (C_BURKE)
 To:  Stunt Engraver (DGL) 
5381.3 In reply to 5381.2 
quote:
It's all "relative."




Oh "BROTHER"!

 

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 From:  Stunt Engraver (DGL)
 To:  LaZerDude (C_BURKE) 
5381.4 In reply to 5381.3 
Chuck,

Trust me.

Sooner or later, someone will cry "Uncle."

David "The Stunt Engraver" Lavaneri
DGL Engraving
Port Hueneme, CA

 

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 From:  UncleSteve
 To:  Stunt Engraver (DGL) 
5381.5 In reply to 5381.4 
You rang???????????????? >.< 

"Don't believe everything you think!"

 

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 From:  LaZerDude (C_BURKE)
 To:  UncleSteve 
5381.6 In reply to 5381.5 
quote:
You rang???????????????? >.< 


Of the many things we DO call you, "Uncle" isn't one of them ;-)  :O  :D  :-)  (devil)  B-) 

 

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 From:  UncleSteve
 To:  LaZerDude (C_BURKE) 
5381.7 In reply to 5381.6 
"That's my name, don't wear it out!"
:P 

"Don't believe everything you think!"

 

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 From:  Harvey only (HARVEY-ONLY)
 To:  UncleSteve 
5381.8 In reply to 5381.7 

What is the difference...

Between a man standing by a stream and fishing,
and a man standing by a stream and looking foolish?

 

 

 

 

 


Not much.

Philadelphia, PA (Really Bensalem)

When you finally understand it completely... it changes.

 

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 From:  LaZerDude (C_BURKE)
 To:  Harvey only (HARVEY-ONLY) 
5381.9 In reply to 5381.8 
The man looking foolish doesn't have a fishing pole? :O 

 

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 From:  UncleSteve
 To:  LaZerDude (C_BURKE) 
5381.10 In reply to 5381.9 
"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach him to fish and he buys a funny hat!"

"Don't believe everything you think!"

 

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 From:  sawdr73
 To:  UncleSteve 
5381.11 In reply to 5381.10 

"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day, teach a man to fish and he buys funny looking hat". Then he buys a $15,000 bass boat and a $30,000 Chevy Z 71 to pull it, then.......he buys a $500,000 divorce ! :-$ 

Mickey

 

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 From:  UncleSteve
 To:  sawdr73 
5381.12 In reply to 5381.11 
:'-( 

"Don't believe everything you think!"

 

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 From:  sawdr73
 To:  UncleSteve 
5381.13 In reply to 5381.12 
I will not teach anyone else how to fish. I'll just buy them a fish sandwich at McDonalds. >.< 
 

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 From:  Peter
 To:  sawdr73 
5381.14 In reply to 5381.13 

Blech !

I call McDonalds ...Fly Food...A few seconds in your mouth and it liquifies.......

Just like a Fly's regurgitation...yukky poos

regards

Fearless Fly

Peter Vasic
Engraving Services Co.
Adelaide, Australia.
http://www.engravingservices.com.au
 

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 From:  Harvey only (HARVEY-ONLY)
 To:  Peter 
5381.15 In reply to 5381.14 
The McD by you must use much better meat than here if it can liquify in your mouth. Here you get good jaw exercise trying to chew it.

Philadelphia, PA (Really Bensalem)

When you finally understand it completely... it changes.

 

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 From:  sawdr73
 To:  Harvey only (HARVEY-ONLY) 
5381.16 In reply to 5381.15 

Around here, you get good jaw exersice trying to get your order corrected. :'-( 
Mickey

 
 
     
 

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