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 From:  logojohn
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6657.1 
Nothing is safe anymore.
Now they even stole some landscaping right out of the ground if front of the store this weekend!


logojohn

EDITED: 16 Apr 2007 by DGL

 

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 From:  Carl (CSEWELL)
 To:  logojohn 
6657.2 In reply to 6657.1 
We had a rock (just a rock) that was spray-painted with "John 3:16", and not very nicely done (I can say that because I'm the one that painted it), stolen from in front of our business a while back. I sure hope they put it to good use!

Carl

  Guntersville Laser Engraving
  Guntersville, AL
  http://www.GuntersvilleLaser.com

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 From:  Stunt Engraver (DGL)
 To:  Carl (CSEWELL) 
6657.3 In reply to 6657.2 
Carl,

Just goes to show that some people steal religiously.

:S

David "The Stunt Engraver" Lavaneri
DGL Engraving
Port Hueneme, CA

 

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Message 6657.4 deleted 16 Apr 2007 by ANTE

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 From:  Harvey only (HARVEY-ONLY)
 To:  Stunt Engraver (DGL) 
6657.5 In reply to 6657.3 

Way back in a past life Dee and I had a screened etching kiosk during Christmas. A few of them were stolen. Those were an etching of Christ captioned "God Bless This House".

Duh!

Philadelphia, PA (Really Bensalem)

When you finally understand it completely... it changes.

 

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 From:  basehorawards
 To:  Harvey only (HARVEY-ONLY) 
6657.6 In reply to 6657.5 
The number one most often shoplifted book in the world is The Holy Bible.

James

Basehor Awards & Trophies

 

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 From:  BratDawg
 To:  logojohn 
6657.7 In reply to 6657.1 
Looks like "grounds" for prosecution if you can find them.... >.<

Steve Thompson

Paramount Services, Inc.
1-800-455-7212
www.Dye-Sublimation-Products.com
steve@paramountservices.com

 

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 From:  Stunt Engraver (DGL)
 To:  BratDawg 
6657.8 In reply to 6657.7 

Uh oh!

Believe me folks. I didn't put Steve up to that one!

I don't want to be accused of using a "plant."

David "The Stunt Engraver" Lavaneri
DGL Engraving
Port Hueneme, CA

EDITED: 16 Apr 2007 by DGL

 

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 From:  BratDawg
 To:  Stunt Engraver (DGL) 
6657.9 In reply to 6657.8 
Don't worry David....everyone knows you're quite capable of "shoveling" it yourself.....after all, you have quite the reputation of being a pun "hoe"..... :-)

Steve Thompson

Paramount Services, Inc.
1-800-455-7212
www.Dye-Sublimation-Products.com
steve@paramountservices.com

 

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 From:  Stunt Engraver (DGL)
 To:  BratDawg 
6657.10 In reply to 6657.9 
Steve,

Not so fast!

Everyone knows you're at the "root" of this!

David "The Stunt Engraver" Lavaneri
DGL Engraving
Port Hueneme, CA

 

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 From:  UncleSteve
 To:  Stunt Engraver (DGL) 
6657.11 In reply to 6657.10 
Seems like an overabundance of "fertilizer" is suddenly showing up in this thread..... :P

"Good friends can be a real annoyance."

 

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 From:  BratDawg
 To:  Stunt Engraver (DGL) 
6657.12 In reply to 6657.10 
Well, we certainly don't want that rumor to "take hold"...and I certainly didn't mean to make light of the situation.....

As Uncle Loren's great grandfather used to say back in Ireland...."'Tis a sod story indeed".....

Steve Thompson

Paramount Services, Inc.
1-800-455-7212
www.Dye-Sublimation-Products.com
steve@paramountservices.com

 

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 From:  Stunt Engraver (DGL)
 To:  BratDawg 
6657.13 In reply to 6657.12 
Steve,

I apologize. I wasn't attempting to "soil" your reputation.

David "The Stunt Engraver" Lavaneri
DGL Engraving
Port Hueneme, CA

 

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 From:  BratDawg
 To:  Stunt Engraver (DGL) 
6657.14 In reply to 6657.13 
David,

No problem...I'm used to having "turf" luck!....but I always manage to "land" on my feet!

I suppose it's due to my excellent "terraining".....

Steve Thompson

Paramount Services, Inc.
1-800-455-7212
www.Dye-Sublimation-Products.com
steve@paramountservices.com

 

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 From:  Stunt Engraver (DGL)
 To:  BratDawg 
6657.15 In reply to 6657.14 
Steve,

I love it when you talk "dirty."

David "The Stunt Engraver" Lavaneri
DGL Engraving
Port Hueneme, CA

 

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 From:  BratDawg
 To:  Stunt Engraver (DGL) 
6657.16 In reply to 6657.15 
David,

I guess it helps to have a sense of "humus'....

But I feel bad for trashing the thread, so I thought I would get serious and offer some help to LogoJohn concerning the situation. I understand that there is a masked man in his area that specializes in tracking down folks who do that sort of thing.

They call him the "Loam" Ranger........

Steve Thompson

Paramount Services, Inc.
1-800-455-7212
www.Dye-Sublimation-Products.com
steve@paramountservices.com

 

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 From:  Stunt Engraver (DGL)
 To:  BratDawg 
6657.17 In reply to 6657.16 
Steve,

I've heard of that scoundrel. He also goes by the name of "Peat Moss."

He was last seen helping a dwarf, fortune teller escape from prison.

The authorities are looking for a "Small Medium at Large."

David "The Stunt Engraver" Lavaneri
DGL Engraving
Port Hueneme, CA

 

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 From:  BratDawg
 To:  Stunt Engraver (DGL) 
6657.18 In reply to 6657.17 
quote:
a dwarf, fortune teller escape


Uncle Loren was telling me about that...said the fortune teller is a card reader that is also extremely fit with tight abs......he's known as "tarot Firma"...

ba domp bomp!

Uncle Loren was also telling me about his ancestry dating back into the 5th century. He had a relative that used to go around maniacally plowing the fields behind everyone's home...terrorizing folks as he went....


He soon became known as "A Tiller the Hun".....

Steve Thompson

Paramount Services, Inc.
1-800-455-7212
www.Dye-Sublimation-Products.com
steve@paramountservices.com

 

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 From:  Stunt Engraver (DGL)
 To:  BratDawg 
6657.19 In reply to 6657.18 
Steve,

Loren's relative sounds very resourceful, with a story that could be the basis for a "nursery" rhyme.

In fact, if he were a modern-day worker, I'm sure he could have become a "branch" manager.

David "The Stunt Engraver" Lavaneri
DGL Engraving
Port Hueneme, CA

 

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 From:  UncleSteve
 To:  Stunt Engraver (DGL) 
6657.20 In reply to 6657.19 
If our fearless leader doesn't move this thread from here to the "Pun Zone", he may end up doing a root inspection in the marble orchard! (devil)

"Good friends can be a real annoyance."

 
 
   
 

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