World's Dumbest............ - Engraving Etc. Forum

From:	Cody (BOBTNAILER)	20 Apr 2007
To:	ALL	1 of 9

6702.1

I have to tell this TRUE story that just happened yesterday...

A friend of mine (practically my son) named Charlie was sitting in a convenience store in the small town of Cumby, which is about 12 miles from here. Charlie was just enjoying his day off, drinking a cup of coffee.

A guy walks into the store, buys a cup of coffee, and sits down at the table near Charlie. The stranger then strikes up a general conversation with him....weather, sports, and the usual small talk.

The stranger then lowered his voice, and told Charlie that he had some marijuana out in his car. This intrigued Charlie, so he told the stranger, "Let's go see what you've got."

When they went out to the guy's car, the stranger showed Charlie about 25 pounds of the dreaded devil weed.

Now Charlie was REALLY interested.

Did I mention that Charlie is a sergeant at the Cumby police department? 8-O

Yep....he was off-duty, out of uniform, just enjoying the day........when along came a prime candidate for WORLD'S DUMBEST CRIMINAL!!

From:	jeff (JCHUMBLEY)	20 Apr 2007
To:	Cody (BOBTNAILER)	2 of 9

6702.2 In reply to 6702.1

That's funny stuff a good bust doesn't get much easier.

Jeff

Laser's Edge Engraving
916.813.6461

From:	Stunt Engraver (DGL)	20 Apr 2007
To:	Cody (BOBTNAILER)	3 of 9

6702.3 In reply to 6702.1

Cody,

So, how much did Charlie buy?

David "The Stunt Engraver" Lavaneri
DGL Engraving
Port Hueneme, CA

EDITED: 20 Apr 2007 by DGL

From:	Cody (BOBTNAILER)	20 Apr 2007
To:	Stunt Engraver (DGL)	4 of 9

6702.4 In reply to 6702.3

He wouldn't tell....

My theory is that the guy probably actually had 50 pounds. Charlie only admits to seeing 25. >.<

From:	Harvey only (HARVEY-ONLY)	20 Apr 2007
To:	Cody (BOBTNAILER)	5 of 9

6702.5 In reply to 6702.4
Charlie just cannot get a true day off, can he? Philadelphia, PA (Really Bensalem) When you finally understand it completely... it changes.

From:	Barbara (RGILE)	20 Apr 2007
To:	Cody (BOBTNAILER)	6 of 9

6702.6 In reply to 6702.5
What an awesome story. I just can't believe people are so stupid sometimes. I bet he was sorry for striking up that conversation. Another drug pusher off the streets. Here Here for Charlie. Barb Barbara Sample RGile Engravers

From:	Vicky (ANDERI)	20 Apr 2007
To:	Cody (BOBTNAILER)	7 of 9

6702.7 In reply to 6702.4

Don't know how he kept a straight face. I'd be giggling all the way out to the guy's car. :P

Now if only we could get customers to throw themselves at us the way the criminals are throwing themselves at Charlie! :B

Vicky Anderi Engraving

From:	Engravin' Dave (DATAKES)	21 Apr 2007
To:	Barbara (RGILE)	8 of 9

6702.8 In reply to 6702.6
quote: Another drug pusher off the streets. Don't you mean another misdemeanor charge in the books? That type of offense isn't likely to land him in jail very long, if at all. That is a sad fact.