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  <pubDate>Fri, 13 Apr 2007 10:41:53 UT</pubDate>
  <title>Clive Comes Home to Roost</title>
  <link>https://www.engravingetc.org:443/archive/index.php?webtag=EE&amp;msg=6605.1</link>
  <dc:creator>Stunt Engraver (DGL)</dc:creator>
  <description><![CDATA[Dave,

Naw, I didn't want to push my luck and create a &#34;bone&#34; of contention with the girl.

Besides, I think she was feeling self-conscious, because she only had &#34;AA&#34;s.]]></description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 10 Apr 2007 15:02:02 UT</pubDate>
  <title>Private Prisons</title>
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  <dc:creator>Stunt Engraver (DGL)</dc:creator>
  <description><![CDATA[Dave,

Gald to hear that.  I feared you had &#34;tunnel&#34; vision.]]></description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 03 Feb 2007 11:27:04 UT</pubDate>
  <title>Traffic Jam</title>
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  <dc:creator>Stunt Engraver (DGL)</dc:creator>
  <description><![CDATA[Rick,

I'm getting lost in the traffic jam.  We're usually able to grasp a single topic and run with the puns.

These puns are all over the &#34;road.&#34;

Oh well, keep on &#34;truckin.&#34; :-)]]></description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 08 Jan 2007 19:13:56 UT</pubDate>
  <title>ROMO</title>
  <link>https://www.engravingetc.org:443/archive/index.php?webtag=EE&amp;msg=5700.1</link>
  <dc:creator>Harvey only (HARVEY-ONLY)</dc:creator>
  <description><![CDATA[I'm ROMOving myself from this thread.]]></description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 03 Jan 2007 15:00:09 UT</pubDate>
  <title>Shanks Alot!</title>
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  <dc:creator>Stunt Engraver (DGL)</dc:creator>
  <description><![CDATA[Harvey,

That goes without saying.  You don't &#34;halve&#34; to say it out loud.]]></description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 21 Dec 2006 23:58:15 UT</pubDate>
  <title>You're Toast Buddy!</title>
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  <dc:creator>Harvey only (HARVEY-ONLY)</dc:creator>
  <description><![CDATA[quote: or that you think maybe someone left the yeast out when they mixed us up? 

&#34;when they mixed us up&#34; is the operative phrase.]]></description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 24 Nov 2006 18:20:17 UT</pubDate>
  <title>What's the difference</title>
  <link>https://www.engravingetc.org:443/archive/index.php?webtag=EE&amp;msg=5381.1</link>
  <dc:creator>sawdr73</dc:creator>
  <description><![CDATA[Around here, you get good jaw exersice  trying to get your order corrected. :'-(&#160;
Mickey]]></description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 22 Nov 2006 15:52:15 UT</pubDate>
  <title>A man entered.....</title>
  <link>https://www.engravingetc.org:443/archive/index.php?webtag=EE&amp;msg=5380.1</link>
  <dc:creator>Harvey only (HARVEY-ONLY)</dc:creator>
  <description><![CDATA[Darned satellite positioning was off, &#34;Turn left now.&#34;]]></description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 14 Nov 2006 03:47:55 UT</pubDate>
  <title>It's a wrap!</title>
  <link>https://www.engravingetc.org:443/archive/index.php?webtag=EE&amp;msg=5318.1</link>
  <dc:creator>Stunt Engraver (DGL)</dc:creator>
  <description><![CDATA[Dave,

That's probably because the delivery trucks can't traverse a &#34;Rocky Road.&#34;]]></description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 06 Nov 2006 19:29:40 UT</pubDate>
  <title>Due to semi-popular demand...</title>
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  <dc:creator>Stunt Engraver (DGL)</dc:creator>
  <description><![CDATA[Dave,

I suspect some unauthorized &#34;Chargers.&#34;]]></description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 21 Oct 2006 09:07:17 UT</pubDate>
  <title>Pun Zone 2</title>
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  <dc:creator>Harvey only (HARVEY-ONLY)</dc:creator>
  <description><![CDATA[Moved from another thread.

From:  Stunt Engraver (DGL)   20 Oct 21:24  
 To:  JHayes55   08:19 5 of 7  
 
5154.5 In reply to 5154.4  
Joe,

That's good news.

For a while, I was afraid Steve would have to &#34;canvas&#34; the neighborhood, for a new buyer. 
David &#34;The Stunt Engraver&#34; Lavaneri
DGL Engraving
Port Hueneme, CA
 
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  From:  basehorawards 07:05  
 To:  Stunt Engraver (DGL)     10:57 6 of 7  
 
5154.6 In reply to 5154.5  
David,

Are you trying to &#34;stroke&#34; us or are you trying to make a &#34;petite point&#34; that any thread can &#34;punish&#34; the unwary?

BTW wouldn't it be interesting to live for a few weeks with that kind of money?

James Smith

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  From:  Stunt Engraver (DGL)   10:59  
 To:  basehorawards   unread 7 of 7  
 
5154.7 In reply to 5154.6  
James,

You're making it difficult for me to &#34;brush&#34; that comment off.

Some people think that making puns is an &#34;art.&#34; 
David &#34;The Stunt Engraver&#34; Lavaneri
DGL Engraving
Port Hueneme, CA]]></description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 17 Oct 2006 19:49:52 UT</pubDate>
  <title>Pun Zone 1</title>
  <link>https://www.engravingetc.org:443/archive/index.php?webtag=EE&amp;msg=5125.1</link>
  <dc:creator>BratDawg</dc:creator>
  <description><![CDATA[Few people know that Uncle Loren actually worked with Barnum on a new electric generator project. The boards inside were designed to look like the circular inner  pattern of large woody perennial plants...

they called them &#34;Tree Ring Circuits&#34;....


...but I &#34;egress&#34;...... :-)&#160;


Uncle Loren can't bring himself to go to theme parks anymore. The last ride he was on threw him out of the seat, and into the path of the oncoming car....which was rolling super fast on huge circular disks made of iron....

He survived, but ever since has had a fear of &#34;ferrous wheels&#34;....  &#62;.&#60;&#160;


Steve]]></description>
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